Battim

Battim (aka Tim xxxx), is a 40-something YouTuber known mostly for an unusual obsession with Batman, an advanced case of foot in mouth disease, and an extreme case of USI. Tim began his vlogging days by making his best attempt at playing Batman as a YouTube "comedian". He soon lost interest in producing vacuous and asinine character videos and unwittingly strayed into vlogdom shortly thereafter. He has enjoyed venting his frustrations via les tubes for about 2 years now and since people don't tend to listen to him IRL, he tends to cope with this dissatisfaction by pumping out heavy handed, tl;dw diatribes (usually politically oriented), seeking to inflate his own e-peen - at least as much as cadence will allow. He enjoys inventing new ways to whore for subscriptions, scouring websites for his next mail order bride, and gleaning all his knowledge from wikipedia. Battim would also like you to know that you are wrong...about everything.

History

Tim's transition into vlogdom has been a turbulent one. He has essentially all but abandoned his original gimmick for mostly political commentary these days. Although Tim has never really made ownage vids as such, he was at one time at odds with fellow egomaniac Blunty3000 and had played a part in pwning Blunty by coercing a humble apology video from him. He also effectively called out Mr. Safety for supporting Renettos' bullshit as well. Unfortunately those days are long gone as Tim has made it more and more obvious that he has spiraled into megalomania believing, without reservation, that he is privy to a great truth that only he can wholly grasp...similar to Blunty himself.

Tim displays the same overbearing hauteur and presumption that characterize other YT notables such as Sxephil or Renetto on the top subscribed list, and if you are to view any of his overly didactic, tl;dw vlogs you will become aware of this rather quickly. Another example of this would be the existence of Tim's other batphilo channel, which he has described himself as a channel to "inform the misinformed". Tim is a Katiesopinion fanboi, devotee of Zipster08, and close friend servile lackey of pigslop. But like many people who have right-wing political leanings, Tim also attempts to make himself seem counter-culture by claiming to be a libertarian. It is important to note, as Battim states on his YouTube channel, his "website channel is in NO way affiliated with DC Comics or its affiliates"...as if there could be any doubt about this fact. He is living proof that anyone (besides UpDownMostly) can become a "YouTube Partner". For some reason he has not been given a job as a radio talk show host as of yet.

Tim often practices E-psychiatry with many other YouTubers and will readily set you straight reminding anyone that they're most likely wrong if they question him. Tim tends to choose sporadic e-battles to fight with arguments that sometimes seem to lack any real logic or consistancy. A typical approach to any topic is typified by a head shake followed by a statement of something to the effect of "You guys just don't understand, look at the big picture, man". This is generally the thrust of every point he's ever made to anyone. Tim also fancies himself a Google philosopher and enjoys spending most of his time on the computer away from his son as a result of it.

	“	Bush ain't the prob man...humanity is!!	„
	—The TL;DR equivalent of Battim's philosophy on any given subject.

Tim is also, apparently, eagerly awaiting the day pigslop (aka Mr. Ketamine) returns to YouTube to "retake" the YouTube Underground. His well-publicized allegiance to disgraced "method actor" pigslop has tended to have an effect on his credibility ever since. At the time of Pigslop's fall from grace during the WarisArt fiasco in May of 2007, when virtually everyone in the YTU (and WIA) had dropped their support for pigslop, Tim was (in a lulzy fashion) made a member of the haughty boy's club after everyone had already abandoned it and only days before Pigslop left YT for good. Tim has remained somewhat disgruntled ever since this day and at anyone who he feels may have disrespected Katie - Tim has always had a thing for Katiesopinion (he's known to seek extramarital affairs online and IRL, ie. 7-7-7 Gathering). Incidentally WIA group on YouTube was subsequently liberated by certain parties shortly thereafter and the group was declared officially dead. Tim currently restricts his "vlogs" to mostly tl;dw political tripe and has given up on his original schtick.