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Men
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Men
Men are foul disgusting creatures with only one desire and one purpose: Sex. Should a man be denied sex his incredibly large asshole instinct is triggered. The asshole lobe is like a football sized tumor in comparison to the rest of the brain. Men have one fulfillment in life:To put his boneration in a woman's separation to increase the population of the next generation. After meeting these demands, the man while promptly fall asleep and start coming home drunk and demanding food.
The Daily life of Men
Men have a routine mentality, commonly found in nature, that they follow perfectly almost everyday.
*8:00 am: Wake up *8:01 am: Wake up fat wife and proceed to beat her *8:02 am: Drink heavily *9:30 am: Go get welfare check, while pretending to have a job *10:00 am: Go to a strip club, still drunk *12:30 pm: Get thrown out for assaulting a stripper *2:00 am: Wake up in a gutter *5:00 am: beat wife, go to sleep
Failure to follow this schedule often results in them going the goatse at a playground.
