Mark Twain

Mark Twain
Mark Twain also known as Niggerator and Samuel Cuntmens, is a racist genius who wrote about a boy traveling with a large, retarded black man, who most likely didn't molest children. Mark Twain looks a lot like Albert Einstein and once wrote in a book, he would cripple, chain him in his basement and cum on his face, or discuss the credibility of political candidates. There are rumores that He grew up in Canada, but that was disregarded by the Government and Fan Club as completely untrue.