Dragonien

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

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If you have a big red faggot sitting on your buildings, do the responsible thing and stop him from tweeting

Dragonien is a socially retarded macrophile furfag writer on FurAffinity from St Charles in Missouri. He suffers from terminal Unwarranted Self Importance. He is famed in this particular circle of writers only by virtue of his close ties to Dragoneer and his constant pandering to SJWs, niggers and snowflake furfags. He constantly complains about the fact that not that many people want to pay for his overpriced writing commissions on FA, since that is really the only marketable skill this fat blob of shit has that doesn't involve moving out of his basement.

History

Dragonien was involved in a very gay relationship with Mat, another macrofurry in England at least 100 years ago. The relationship lasted for quite a while as far as furries go, although nobody knows what happened between them to cause their eventual break up, and nobody cares either.

Writing

If you want to be a massive waste of life just like Dragonien, you can pay for one of his extremely boring, badly written and pretentious stories. That is when he's not busy engaging in his favourite past-time of hornyposting on twitter.

His writing consists mainly of his character domming other smaller characters without their consent, also occasional crush and gore porn just for that extra slice of edgy. And as stated previously, the work you'd get isn't exactly high quality. If you detatch the raw text information from the 'professionally formatted' .PDF file and run it through any proof-reading program, the grammatical and typographical errors are laid bare for all to see.

His biggest undertaking so far is creating a choose-your-own-adventure game that nobody asked for, called Changing Perspectives Again, in which presumably you get control of one of four equally autistic and generic characters, and their constant power struggle to get big and buff. This was a former project of his hosted on Writing.com, only retooled and hosted on his own domain. Whether he's going to leave this unfinished turd on his website, or throw it together in ren.py, anyone can tell you that these kind of 'games' are a dime a dozen. And judging by the lack of enthusiasm on FA and his Twitter addiction, it thankfully won't ever get to a full release.

Twitter

Dragonien makes over 9000 tweets a day, which can easily be divided into three categories, the first category that make up 80% of his content involve him being a whore, in which he constantly @s other furfags to indulge his fantasies as if they had nothing better to do all day just like him. The other two categories of tweets fall into either repeating Alexandria Ocasio Cortez talking points ad-nauseum, or bitching about how much he hates capitalism, republicans, Nazis, or people who don't like reading his faggy power fantasies like a damn emo kid. Every minor inconvenience is amplified into oblivion to make it sound like he's literally about to die, and oh boy oh boy he wants to make sure you know all about his opinions...

Socialist Scum

Like many other furfags, dragonien is a dirty socialist jew who bitches capitalism on Twitter. The content of these tweets mainly revolve around apologizing for being white, larping as a proud revolutionary, and being self-aware of his larping as a revolutionary. And like many other furfag Bolsheviks just like him, he's a brazen hypocrite about it, because in spite of having the most aggressively capitalist monetization model for his patreon account, accepting commissions and donations and tweeting about his $1,000 Valve Index on his tablet using a premium twitter app, he still considers himself "poor", and in touch with what the poor working classes REALLY want.

Very occasionally he'll browbeat other furfags who do not accept that all non-socialists are literally nazis, and will use his many connections to character assassinate them. Also worth mentioning is the fact that he can certainly dish it out, but can't take it back - if you troll him, improve his artwork or just point out his writing sucks, he'll get butthurt about it. A while ago he made an RPG which was just a circle jerk for his then-friends, and got upset when someone on SoFurry pointed it out.

Some time around Jan 2021 twitter staff locked Dragonien's account because their algorithm detected a threat of violence directed at Mitch McConnell, in response to his tweet about John Lewis.

CAPITALISM BAAAAD
oldmanyellsatcloud.exe
How dare rich people be rich!
OOPS NEVERMIND LMAO!
I guess poor people can all just afford these things, right?
Bawwwww
Dragonien wishing for better days
No, we Noah bit more than you think

Steal My Stuff

Just in case you didn't want to wait a week until TEXT is released publicly...

July 2021 saw a particularly hilarious escapade when Fagonien submitted a DMCA notice to the owners of kemono.party in an attempt to remove his paywalled content. The letter itself was simply a template form written in a bunch of legally sounding bullshit. But what exactly was the threat? Take a group of pirates to court because they're releasing his material on their website a whole week before he makes it public? Naturally, his demands were answered in the only suitable way, when the CEO of kemono.party "notrace" responded to him as follows:

“

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—Dear Dragonien,

My name is Ramon Sanchez (Operating online as: "The Phantom Phreak").

>Content was copied onto your servers without permission

Content was not copied onto our servers without permission. A user, who paid for a copy, shared her copy, which we copied. There was no non-consensual or statutory copying. We are not doing computer crime, do not worry!

>such an act amounts to receiving of stolen goods and distributing them without consent.

Are you claiming something was stolen? I will try to look for evidence for you. I did not see a photo or scan of it on the site but I will investigate further. However, if you have really been robbed you are probably mailing the wrong person. If you do not wish to go to the police, at least try filing an insurance claim so you can receive money for a replacement. As unfortunate as it is, this kind of situation makes me very excited for the further development of 3D printers. No one would bother stealing when they could just print their own copy.

>Please also be advised that law requires you, as a service provider, to remove or disable access to the infringing materials upon receiving this notice.

We have not yet gotten the technology to turn off internet tubes, Roskomnadzor guards it close.

>Under US law a service provider, such as yourself enjoys immunity from a copyright lawsuit provided that you act with deliberate speed to investigate and rectify ongoing copyright infringement.

I do not live in the US, I live in Albania. Sorry the reply has been late, I am busy gathering GPUs to heat my home in the winter. Do not worry, in Albania we still enjoy immunity from copyright lawsuits immensely. I am glad you realise how fun it is to share.

>Therefore, in order for you to remain immune from a copyright infringement action you will need to investigate and ultimately remove or otherwise disable the infringing material from your servers with all due speed should the direct infringer, your client, not comply immediately.

My client? I am not legal counsel and I am certainly not representing anyone. If you are looking for someone to proof read your boilerplate, copied legal letters please be careful, they are going after people who copy these days.

On behalf of everyone at Kemono, thank you for your fanart. We saw it on your Twitter and it bought us grate joy! To show our appreciation we are returning to you with our own art. I will send it to you, peer to peer :)

Keep sharing!

Ramon Sanchez Kemono Ward for the Socially Troubled 1337 Cable Street

London, England

Enraged by the flippant reply, he took to his private AD account to rage about the humiliation, pledging to hire a lawyer to litigate a case that any American court would have just LOVED to hear. Of course, this never went anywhere since Dragonien was just venting on the internet again, and kemono.party had better things to do than continue responding to empty legal threats.