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Brian Williams
Thought to be a distant cousin of Swirl Face, Brian Williams is an anchor for NBC Nightly News with a crooked face. He spends most of his time being unfunny and pissing people off. Many may wonder: how can you be a news anchor and have your face shown on national television every day with such a fucked-up face?
How it Got That Way
Several theories attempt to explain this monstrosity. The ones that have been proven false are crossed out.
- He got his face caught in a throttling wood-chipper.
- He pissed off a tough guy, and they beat him up.
- He got surgery to make it like that because it looks 1337.
- He got bit by a radioactive spider, but instead of being able to shoot jizz from his wrists, his face became crooked.
- Bigboxbear sat on his face.
- Ahotwheelscar forgot to put on his diapers and shit on his face.
- Royce Gracie smashed his face in just for the lulz.
- He divided by zero. Oh shi-!!!
- He tried to suck two nigger cocks at once.
- His face is imitating his dick.