Doubles

FACT ALERT: Dubs are back off /b/!!!!!!!!

Yeah Whatever, Nobody Cares

Doubles, gettit?

Do we really need two of him?

Animooted, for more faggotry.

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The most creative thread ever.

A lovely bit of cancer running rampant all over /b/, the 'doubles' thread is popular among newfags with no imagination. Currently comprising 90% of /b/, this template works off a simple, yet profound revelation which still holds /b/ in thrall: OMG YOUR POST GETS A NUMBER!!!11

This in hand, any hilarious basement dweller can make a post attempting to bag those elusive double digits, hopefully recieving the promised bauble. (Tits, naming of the proffered phallus, CP etc.)

However, as OP is almost invariably fag, don't expect a follow-through any time soon.

1 in every 10 posts ends in dubz. It's about as big a deal as Wednesday coming or Chris-Chan getting pissed off.

Picture

99% of doubles threads start with a picture of Patrick Bateman from the most epic movie evar, American Psycho, pointing at the post number however, since newfags can't torrent movies, 99% of them have no idea that Christian Bale was in any movie other than Batman. This is textbook faggotry and warrants copious amounts of sage.

Examples

• "Doubles names my new cat\dog\baby\penis\parents."
• "I want to [an hero], doubles decides my method."
• "Roll doubles and tell me to do anything and I will do it, timestamped."
• "Defuse teh bomb!!1"
• "Her face when I rolled doubles"

Variations

• Trips
• Quads
• Random number (e.g. 69, 91)
• Double doubles, Trips or Quads. (yes it exists)

Death of Doubles and Triples

As of February 20, 2010, m00t killed doubles, adding XXX to the end of each post number to prevent more cancer. The 200m get saw the permanent implementation of the XXX system. The last three digits can be seen using this script.[1], or this one [2] (both require greasemonkey). Nigger, shut up and check mah dubz!. Dubs have been exterminated again, As of Feburary 15th, 2012.

As of February 21, 2010 it doesn't matter, anon's just using the randomly generated filename Unix time, numbers for their epic doubles and triples. Oh, but Unix time is easily predictable... so it is kinda stupid. Just like the original thing.

Naming and Shaming

Failbook group trolling butthurt newfags [here]

Doubles, Episode 2: Attack Of The Doubles

On Monday, January 17, 2011 Martin Luther King Jr. Day, the XXX was pulled from all boards it was set on allowing the doubles trolololol to once again flow unhindered. However, most doubles trolls had died out by this time or were using a script leaving almost no one to care/notice that XXX had been removed.

Hall of Doubles

• 
  Oh Exploitable
• 
  lol
• 
  Sadly, double quads DO exist.
• 
  Cancer can now own your soul
• 
  A typical doubles thread.
• 
  death of doubles guy.
• 
  Doubles = serious business.
• 
  Newfags can't QUADS
• 
  Even Freddy gets his dubs!
• 
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  FUCK YEAH!
• 
  Thinking with portals.
• 
  Now Double in Full HD !
• 
  MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME
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  Newfags can't singles get
• 
  Nice get
• 
  A rare double-doppel
• 
  Insane get
• 
  Dubz and Implying are known to be two of the most obnoxious memes possible
• 
  The ultra-rare sextuplet!
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  Spider-Man defeated
• 
  A pretty rare quintuple!

See also

• GET
• Post ending in (x)
• Post in this thread if (x)
• Newfags can't X
• Twincest
• The cancer that is killing /b/
• Double redirect

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