Atlus

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Atlus is a Japanese game company known for making games that require actual brainpower to beat. If you suck shit at thinking then your best bet is to grind until you can press X to win like in Soul Calibur. Their fans are even more pathetic than Warcrack addicts, because unlike an MMO, Atlus games have no potential for even online social interaction to occur.

However, it should be noted that Atlus America does not actually develop games, but they are more of a localization service, translating games from many developers into English.

Atlus Games

Atlus Games are famous for requiring more grinding than World of Warcraft and being more creatively bankrupt than the latest EA Sports rehash. Some of their most famous games include:

Persona

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Shooting yourself in the head to summon monsters is a national sport in Japan.

A game where you shoot yourself in the head to summon your "persona", which fights monsters for you. Popular with emo kids because it involves shooting yourself in the head. Persona 4 upped the ante by introducing a fag and a reverse trap into the mix, giving v an excuse to make over 9000 threads about it as they all simultaneously got a boner.

The second game also had Hitler on it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS_4RvPvTS0

The fourth game heralded the birth our savior Tohru Adachi.

Shin Megami Tensei

Seeing as how you can kill God in this game, it's perfect troll material for Christfag gamers. Just go to any Christian gaming board and recommend it to someone looking for a new RPG to play. Don't spoil the plot for them, it's funnier if they find out themselves.

Shin Megami Tensei I:

You play the role of just an average guy fapping to porn on the Internet. Then you get a popup telling you that you can summon demons through the computer. Common sense would have told you not to click popups, but you're an idiot. After fucking up the world, you're now a patsy stuck in a war between God and Lucifer. Sucks to be you.

However you get three options, titled Law (i.e. - for Christfags) Chaos (i.e. - for Christfag haters) and Neutral (who those who think the first two options suck more dick than a gay blowjob contest)

The second game goes on the assumption you trolled the Law and Chaos sides by killing their leaders, leaving both Lucifer and God a picture of your ass with "Kiss This" written on it in magic marker, then you pimp walked out of their headquarters to head off into the sunset so you could fuck your girlfriend.

Shin Megami Tensei II:

Set 30 years after the first game, you are an amnesiac gladiator who becomes a bitch for the Christfags until one of them realizes they are more fucked in the head than L Ron Hubbard and you decide to troll the shit out of them by freeing the gods of Japan for the lulz while pissing in the eyesockets of the Archangels Michael, Raphael, and Uriel after beating the shit out of some asshole calling himself YHVH.

Turns out you actually beat up a Xerox of YHVH's asshole, and you are soon given a choice like the first game to side with Law, Chaos, or go Neutral. Law involves working with the Christfags despite knowing they are enemies of all lulz, but even they realize YHVH is full of shit and ask you to troll him to death (oddly enough, SATAN is a member of the Christfag team and even joins you in beating the shit out of YHVH, though this may be a small bit of nonfail on Atlus' part if you read the Book Of Job and remember YHVH and Satan used to be fellow trolls of humanity). Chaos has you joining up with Lucifer to troll YHVH to death, and that pussy crumbles like an ancient condom once he helps you kill YHVH, but at least the world he leaves will be one of lulz.

Or you can go Neutral again, troll both Lucifer and YHVH to death, ignore YHVH's dying words to eventually reincarnate you as the bleeding asshole he'll keep fucking with the dick of the universe for all eternity, then walk off in the sunset with your female partner like the last game so you can fuck her, but since she's your mom, that would make you a Sick fuck

Shin Megami Tensei III:

Called "Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne" in the US because the first two games were never shipped to the weeaboos, this game is a little different in that you aren't an an average guy fapping to porn, you're some mute kid who has a rich bitch for a girlfriend, are friends with some guy who yifs his hat, and your teacher wants to fuck you in a hospital.

On the way there, some guy hands you some reading material and says he'll try to catch up with you later so he can drill your ass while you're doing the teacher, but by the time he gets to the hospital, the world has been fucked and turned into a giant uterus.

As for you, you get a worm dropped in your eye, the world turns into a snow globe filled with troll shit and demons, and unlike the first two games that offer three boring ass endings, you get six this time that basically go like:

Shijima: (Law) The whole world is a place more boring and quiet than the creative processes of moralfags for all eternity.

Musubi: (Neutral) A world where everyone does their own thing, which actually means everyone smokes pot till the end of time and stands in the same spot shitting themselves to death since they don't want to bother anyone else.

Yosuga: (Chaos) It's a dog eat dog world, and everyone is wearing bloodstained underwear. Interestingly, you have to help and later kill your rich bitch girlfriend to get this ending, and it's only after you cave in her skull with your thick, manly dick does she have an orgasm, tell you she doesn't mind being sent her ultimate fate, and then you get to fuck up the world.

Freedom: (Neutral, Electric Boogaloo) The world goes back to the way it was, you get to have that sex with your teacher, but Lucifer warns you God is going to fill the world with troll shit and demons sometime in the future, so you get to do everything all over again, except this time you don't needed to get fucked in the eye first before you can join the lulz.

Demon: You try to create a world of lulz, but you fail.

True Demon: Lucifer makes you his general of supreme lulz, and the two of you decide to create a world of unending lulz by trolling God to death.

Shin Megami Tensei IV: (called "Strange Journey" because it's more fucked up than the average SMT game is)

This game is a little different. You play as a bad space marine ripoff who gets made the personal bitch of a computer camera addon named Arthur who tell you investigate the Schwarzvelt, which is German for "dark world", and considering most of it represents the mental processes of the average weeaboo masturbating to furry porn, that's actually a pretty accurate name.

Regardless, much like the earlier games you have three endings:

Law: Force the entire world to suck the dick of the God of Law for eternity via having a Lady Gaga knockoff hypnotize them into it.

Chaos: Help some black guy who merged with Goatse turn the world into hell.

Neutral: Kill the black guy and Lady Gaga impersonator, then punch a baby to death and go back to a world that's pretty much as shitty as Oh Internet.

Shin Megami Tensei: IMAGINE

A shitty MMORPG created by shitty Japanese phone company CAVE. The game's shitty, 2-hour storyline takes place between the events of SMT 1 and 2... or something. You play as a DEMON BUSTER who knows how to summon Demons in battle and can catch demons by begging them or giving them money so that they can turn into eggs that go into your shitty digivice thing on your wrist. Some bitch with no back-story or personality dies from a giant four-headed dildo thing and you get sent to this dude named The Snakeman where he teaches you shit. Then you have to go to a city called Shinjuku Babel and help a loli robot save the world from some bitch who wants to resurrect God/Yahweh/YARLY/Some General Guy. You stop her and that was, like, two hours of your time wasted... when you're not running for hours on end and speaking to random bitches for shits and giggles.

They had an update called Shin Megami Tensei Imagine Online Chain of Curse where a giant eyeball testicle brain god curses you and lowers your stats... which doesn't matter because this game's stat systems are bullshit. So you must gain help from a midget to save the yuyuhakusho from the yuhioh barier mamajujujukakapoopoo by using the Seven-Branched sword's special power of the kaka fuchi.

No, seriously. This actually happens. This was actually created by a developer using time and money and released. And this entire storyline takes an hour to beat if you don't suck. The game also had updates in Japan with 5-minute questlines based on other anime series that nobody cares about.

The game also has a Law, Chaos, and Neutral System, though it does nothing of interest.

Law: You suck. Period. Why do you even exist, you cock-juggling bitch-ass-nigger?

Chaos: Great, you're an emo fagget. Have fun with that. Mudkips.

Neutral: You have no personality and deserve to die.

The game's community is filled with retarded, egotistic bitches who make themselves believe that this is the bestest game evar when, in fact, it has enough content to make your mother get tired of the monotony and go back to Farmville because it has more content than this piece of shit waste of internets.

Digital Devil Saga

Digital Devil Saga 1:

This game takes place in a really fucked up world called the Junkyard, where everyone dances to the will of upside down naked albino people strapped to a machine. [1] Amidst being pleasured to new heights of ecstacy, they tell the asstards that they must ascend the obligatory Shin Megami Tensei tower to reach Nirvana. One day a Lazer descends from the heavens and causes everyone to OM NOM NOM each other. It is said that every time Fatlus OM NOM NOMZ another enemy, he gains OVER 9000 MOAR pounds.

Digital Devil Saga 2:

You wind up on a version of Earth where everyone is hard up (literally, OVER 9000 people are turned to stone), some assholes imported from North Korea eat everyone they don't shoot, and the good guys are led by a drunk. Eventually, one of your buddies turns on you during the course of the game, so you have to kill him while trying to deal with the fact your mom had a cock and the girl your main character has been popping a boner over is actually your sister.

Well, you eventually get over this, fuse with her into one being, become a shemale, and then you all die, reunite with the traitor who wanted to eat out your sister's pussy inside the fucking Sun (no, srsly), then you beat the shit out of God so he'll quit showing the world pictures of Goatse.

Disgaea

Nobody knows what this game is about, other than killing the same penguin millions of times in hopes of finally leveling up enough to advance the plot (which will never happen). This game is also notable for their refusal to upgrade the graphics beyond anything you might see on Habbo- even with the superior power of da PS Triple (word yo) at their disposal. It also houses over 9000 kids who think they are otherkin. Prime example would be adventxangel. He is the real Laharl! News flash! He's 24 years old and trolls people's comment boxes! Another Disgaea worshipper is Liubaio. He faps off to Disgaea 24/7, but is rather unfunny. He does get butthurt alot and can't defend himself well. His modding skills are piss poor. That's because he has raped over 9000 penguins in the process. Like Capcom with Devil May Cry, they thought that the series was so awesome, that it was completely necessary to make an anime out of it. Like Devil May cry, it barley has more than 10 episodes which involves nothing but lame and unfunny jokes that makes disney channel shows more desirable. The only difference between the 2 is that Dante from devil may cry does nothing but eat pizza, and Laharl from Disgaea is a skinny pussy that thinks his lame shorts and shoes are 1337. But they both have a too good-for-you attitude.

Trauma Center

Trauma Center is a game developed for the Nintendo DS and Wii. This game provides a realistic portrayal of surgery, in which the player is required to perform tasks seen by everyday surgeons such as removing tumors, disarming bombs lodged in their patients' anal cavity, drawing the pentagram to slow down time and removing indestructible spider webs created by mutant-superviruses from their patients' hearts.

Atlus Fans

Due to the excessive amount of sitting on your ass and absorbing radiation from your TV screen required to play these games, Atlus Fans (aka "Fatlus") are all incredibly fat, as depicted by this series of MS Paint pictures, ironically, created by v whose populace is just as fat.

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