Kony

Kony's Epic Adventure as a Gay Nigger Child Trainer

IN WEST UGANDA, BORN N' RAISED ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN' RELOADIN' ALL COOL AND TAKING SOME NIGLETS OUT OF THEIR SCHOOL WHEN A COUPLE OF LIBERALS STARTED MAKING ME FRET STARTED MAKING TROUBLE ON THE INTERNET THEY STARTED ON CAMPAIGN AND MY MEN GOT DEMANDED, THEY SAID "YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR KIDS TO A BARRACKS IN SUDAN" I WHISTLED FOR A VEHICLE AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR IT WAS A SCHOOL BUS WITH A BUNCH OF ARMED KIDS IN THE REAR IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS BUS WAS RARE BUT I THOUGH "NAH, FORGET IT. YOU'RE KIDS ARE OUT OF HERE" I PULLED UP IN SUNDAN 'BOUT 7 OR 8 AND I YELLED TO MUSEVENI "UMAD, SMELL YOU LATER" LOOK AT MY ARMY COMPOSED OF ALL MY HOMIES TO SIT AT MY THRONE, CAUSE IM JOSEPH MOTHERFUCKIN' KONY