Kony

Kony's Epic Adventure as a Gay Nigger Child Trainer

IN WEST UGANDA, BORN N' RAISED

ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS

CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN' RELOADIN' ALL COOL

AND TAKING SOME NIGLETS OUT OF THEIR SCHOOL

WHEN A COUPLE OF LIBERALS STARTED MAKING ME FRET

STARTED MAKING TROUBLE ON THE INTERNET

THEY STARTED ON CAMPAIGN AND MY MEN GOT DEMANDED,

THEY SAID "YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR KIDS TO A BARRACKS IN SUDAN"

I WHISTLED FOR A VEHICLE AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR

IT WAS A SCHOOL BUS WITH A BUNCH OF ARMED KIDS IN THE REAR

IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS BUS WAS RARE

BUT I THOUGH "NAH, FORGET IT. YOU'RE KIDS ARE OUT OF HERE"

I PULLED UP IN SUNDAN 'BOUT 7 OR 8

AND I YELLED TO MUSEVENI "UMAD, SMELL YOU LATER"

LOOK AT MY ARMY COMPOSED OF ALL MY HOMIES

TO SIT AT MY THRONE, CAUSE IM JOSEPH MOTHERFUCKIN' KONY