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JDubs
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Just like Jabba the Hutt had that creepy little Monkey thing as a pet, Brett Keane, aka The Most Hated Man On YouTube, has... this... this... thing, as his personal penis puncture port fucktoy.
The two lulz-hating lovebirds spend their every waking moment together swapping STD's and false-flagging the fuck out of everyone on YouTube.
The Living Avatar of DERP
Jdubs(mental capability of a 10 year old), otherwise known as BrettKeaneJr lives up to his chosen screen name. Whether by incessant threats to an hero to keep his slacky lacky JonPaulPrime interested... or accidentally ratting out his buddy BrettKeane for flagging and DMCA abuse....one can't stop laughing at this ignorant pile of mule feces. Listen to him cry over the phone.
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Coming Out
He recently declared himself gay for his love, YouTube user "AdamLore", while the very same user called him a "fat retarded faggot".
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The TL;DW Version
10.Creepy troll keeps 'sperging and fawning at AdamLore.
20.AdamLore tells him GTFO, 'cuz he doesn't wanna fuck JDubs so stop asking him out on a date.
30.GOTO 10.
Before any Politicial Correctard's get their pantyshields all in a bunch....remember this: people don't hate JDubs for being a stalkerish fruitbag, they hate JDubs for being JDubs. His queerness is the only thing that humanizes him. That said, here's a shoop of JDubs as a pretty, pretty princess going to a tea party with underaged ballerinas.
Now you know what happened to Marilyn McCann...she got smothered between JDubs flesh-folds.
Personality
He doesn't have one.
Personality Flaws
But he does have plenty of these.
If there was such a thing as Whiny Bitch Syndrome, he has it. Which is odd, considering how his whinyness clashes with his Prickish USI Smugness.
Egomaniacal Self-Importance
Maybe this self-regard is why the only people he can identify with are powermad egomaniacs and Despots.
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His egomania reaches past calling despots "his boy". As of March 2012 he now considers himself a political prisoner being slandered by liberals with a mental disorder, even though he's the jackass that repeatedly tells everyone he has a mental disorder, and picking on him is like picking on the retarded.
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Because JDupe will inevitably delete this video and close his account after we stop bitching about this, here's a link to a downloadable mirror copy of this vid.; and if you prefer to hear a version of it with color commentary, here's Edible Napalm's rebuttal on the Fatal Error Network.
For now, if you want to know about how he is in person, ask his boy... Gaddafi, or Devchelle2
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False Flagtard
This explains his penchant for false flagging. He needs that personal ego boost of taking down a video, just to watch it uploaded and mirrored a few hundred times. He's so proud of his flagging antics that he faps everytime he sees "This video removed"
This is where I would go into a tirade about how he runs his channel page like its a North-Korea style police state....but he never keeps a channel long enough for anyone to notice.
Yeah... his own channels.
The other 9001 Fuckups and Flaws of JDupe
On top of this mountain of RAEG-inducing flaws is...another mountain of flaws. One minute he'll be a half-closeted crypto-racist (until someone calls him on it) and then suddenly he becomes a more-enlightened-than-thou smugpot. Next he'll be a swaggering Internet Tough Guy boasting about how he's gonna get yer channel 'Klanked', the next moment he's whining about how all these people on the internet are soooo mean to him.
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The Mouse that Whined -
Calling a Spade a Fucking Gorilla.
Unwarranted arrogance meets selfish malice in a frothy Santorum-like mixture of self-pitying emo twaddle.
Essentially, JDerp is Chris-Chan without the integrity or artistic talent.
Okay, okay, maybe he's actually more like ADF without the masculinity.
Daily Routine
This is what a typical day in the life of Jdubs looks like;
- Threaten to an hero
- Flag YouTube videos that are hateful towards him
- Make shitty YouTube videos
- Talk to himself on Twitter
- Talk to himself on Facebook
- Close down YouTube channel
- Open another YouTube channel
- Threaten to an hero some more
- Eat a crate of cupcakes
- Fellate Brett Keane
- Go to sleep
- Wake up and start calling people over skype crying about how much his life sucks
- Once again, threaten to an hero
- Repeat
How to Troll Him
- Be an Atheist
- Be a Muslim
- Be a Woman
- Be very simple with him,talk and treat him like a child(5,6, 10 maybe)
- Tell him: johnny appleseed is a piece of shit
- Invite him to awaken his senses with a fresh blast of minty Shotgun Mouthwash
- Send him mickey mouse videos and children songs and tell him that everything is going to be ok
- Do anything that angers his Dark Overlord
- Say how much he loves hitting children with a stick. CammehYaBams can fill you out on that on youtube.
- Annoy him about how he still lives as a basement dweller with his mom.
- Tell him that his chinchillas will die.
- Flag all his videos & channels (lozl)
Contact (VD)
Here's how to contact Jdubs so you can incessantly rape his face:
TEL-(718) 568-9092
SKYPE-jdub1234813
XboxLive-jdub1234813
Q&A Email / [email protected]
E-mail - [email protected]
P.S.: LordJDubs (Product of Incest) is a fan of Gorilla199, so he's not only a douchebag, but a credulous conspiracy-addled nooblet. To this day Jdubs promotes the aforementioned conspiracy nutter regardless of again being called a retard by the very person he idolizes.
ANONYMOUS DELIVERS THE GOODS
What self respecting troll could resist the call to seek out the shining prize known as "The Dox"? None right? Upon the discovery of the JDerps page someone felt it was missing something. Something very important. That's right the shining prize, the gold standard, the must have of any collection, his dox.
It took many hours of watching video after painful video. Many lost their minds from the stupid shit coming out of his mouth. Many tears were shed from laughing so hard, resulting in visits to the ER due to lack of oxygen and split sides. But in the end Anonymous delivered.
What was Jderps downfall you might ask? How did he make it so painfully obvious where he lived? Well lets start with his constant posting of his Amazon wishlist that reveals he is in Roslyn Heights, New York.
But the fun didn't really begin till a video was found of him standing outside where he lived talking to the camera trying to be a internet tough guy. No we are not kidding you he took his camera outside, set it up, and actually films the street in front of his house where one can see a street sign and obvious markers to pin down his location. And the crowning moment? He steps into frame attempting to look cool but just makes he want to run to the bathroom and wash your eyes out with bleach. Don't believe me? Pics or it didn't happen. Well far be it from us to not indulge your curiosity. Here is screenshot to prove it.
At the end of the day the prize was found. The shining doxs are here for all to enjoy. Be sure to call in some pizza's for him. Or if your feeling generous, a box of dicks to celebrate his coming out party.
201 Rosyln Rd,
Apartment 2a,
Roslyn Heights,
New York,
11577.
External Linx
Jdub's Own Accounts
- Jdub's currently active YouTube channel It'll probably be closed within a couple of days, with another one to take its place. Get used to this trend.
- SaintJdubs Another YouTube account that he uses from time to time.
- ChinchillaMania Jdub shows off his poor chinchilla pets, the closest things he'll ever have to a friend.
- KeaneGames A channel he inherited from his lord and master, here he 'reviews' video games.
- His Twitter This is his current twitter account that he uses to talk to himself.
- Facebook His facebook.
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