Squid Game

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Squid Game (오징어 게임) is a Korean Netflix TV Series which is all about cool minigames and bestgore. Following the release of the show, it quickly became the most popular and watched series in Netflix's history, which subsequently caused a large surge of fanboys to have their attempt at recreating the games inside of video games such as Roblox and Minecraft, as well as some irl emulations. Interestingly, despite all the murder, gore, political themes, unsexy sex scenes and drama, a very sizable number of fans of Squid Game happen to be minors, by which we mean lolicon and shotacon-level of minors; not late teenagers. Whether this means that children are becoming more psychopathic is up for debate, but if it does then business for Encyclopedia Dramatica is predicted to be booming once again within the next few years.

The Plot

Squid Game is essentially just a battle royale type film where some poorfags compete to win some sheklez. You've probably seen similar concepts inside of old stickfigure flash animations or in Algodoo competition simulations. TL;DR, Squid Game is a cheap ripoff of BFDI. Apparently, the idea was so derivative that the script was written in 2009 but it took 10 years till someone gave enough of a shit to care about it.

456 people eventually find themselves, out of desperation, entering vehicles and then getting knocked out with neurotoxins, getting unconsciously molested, packed onto a cargo ship and transported to North Korea probably, the land of opportunity, thus formally entering the Squid Game.

Characters

All of the characters are slanty eyed zipperheads with funny chinky names, save for one sandnigger who is clearly the most likely to win as he is the only one with his eyes open.

The guards’ masks are shaped after the PlayStation controller buttons, for the nostalgiatards. They all wear predominantly hot-pink jumpsuits and some of them also have a large triangle on their masks to show that they are faggots.

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Squid Game is part of a series on Television Visit the Television Portal for complete coverage.

	Squid Game is part of a series on 대한민국 Typical Korean people. 한국인 Cho Seung-Hui • Woo Bum-kon • BTS • PSY • SNSD • Chan Ho Park Typical Korean Culture. 한국의 문화 K-pop • Webtoon • Starcraft • MapleStory • Gangnam Style • Squid Game