Beefrave

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

The man who thought he owned the world...

If anyone were to come close to CWC's level of persistent lolcowery, despite the unthinkable levels of Autism and pure stupidity required to do so, that man would be Beefrave. Aaron S Pawlowski first signed onto ED IRC in April of 2011, after discovering the glory of Encyclopedia Dramatica via the temporary set-back that occurred around that time. Being straight out of 4chan, Beefrave began spending his jobless days spamming unfunny bullshit into IRC. At first he was believed to be a troll that refused to break character and left daumode always on. Unfortunately for Beefrave, his true colors were soon revealed as he was effectively trolled to the point of no recovery, constantly returning for more.