Screensaver
From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The Screensaver is the most awesome invention evar. Developed Last Thursday by Micro$oft to cure screen cancer it now is widely used on desktop computers.
How to setup your screensaver
- Right click on your desktop
- Click to change your display and select a screensaver
- ????
- PROFIT!!!
Be sure to select the maze screensaver, because it kicks ass.