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The Great Metrowyn Raids of 2010

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On the 8th day of July, 1:50 PM, a blog site by the name of Metrowyn.com (Now shut down) (more like metroFAIL, amirite?) made an article stating that 4chan should be censored, monitored, or shut down altogether. They first stated the obvious by saying that 4chan was "One of the most disgusting and dangerous site on the internet today", continuously trolling 4chan. Unfortunately for Metrowyn, they were unaware of Anon's ability to never forgive or forget; a raid and DDOS was issued on their Facebook and website.

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History

The blog itself is a news-orientated blog for the Western New York community. It is presumed that before the 4chan article, they issued articles about Broadway shows or sports news that pretty much everyone already knows about. However, one certain article made by Metrowyn was about the website we all know and love: 4chan. They had first introduced it by playing Captain Obvious, stating that 4chan is chock full of CP and other details that you and the rest of the internet should already know about. The blog then moved on to discussing how Justin Bieber got the fuck trolled out of him not once, but twice. They first explained that (apparently) thanks to 4chan, "Justin Bieber has syphilis" is #1 on Google Trends. Following that, they reminded us of a not so long ago poll where Justin Bieber had asked his fangirls to vote on an internet poll asking where he should go on his next tour. Communist North Korea made it to #1.

RAEG Ensues

/b/tards patrolling Google caught whiff of Metrowyn's shenanigans and reported to home base. The boards were in an uprise, and Anon had no other choice but to crank up the internet hate machine and issue a raid on the site and their facebook. An elite group of hackers and raiders went to BATTLE STATSHINZ and gave the blog (and article itself) a DDOS. Shortly after, however, it was discovered that Metrowyn won't come down without a fight. They rebooted the site, and it was up again. However, the site was bandwidth raped again and this time, it stayed down.

Aftermath

Although the home-site was down, much was still needed to be done. Their Facebook, Metrowyn.com, was bombarded with shock images, NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNI.. comments, and other tools of raid. None the less, 4chan won over Metrowyn and celebrated with CP and pats on the back.

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