Allison Daniels

Allison Daniels aka Allison Royels aka Dramallama Daniels (formerly PuRECurse, now known as peachy), born March 3rd, 1992, is a self-identified "motherly" cosplayer who isn't afraid to DEFEND THE INNOCENT from cyber bullies. In reality, she's an ugly attention whore who causes immense amounts of dramu when she can't get her own way. She really likes cocks and wants to be a man. She is best known for flipping a bitch, calling the cops over being trolled, and acting like general a spiteful whore on Failbook, IMs, tumblr or IRL when people critique her, whoever she's dating, and her shitty cosplay, then goes on a massive deleting spree of accounts and content after people troll her whining. She has an immense love of children as well. Her dream is to one-day produce child porn and open the next Neverland.

OBEY ME OR SUFFER MY PSYCHOLOGICAL ARGUMENTS OF DOOM!!11!

	“	Life Skill: Bullshitting papers.	„
	—-Allison, talking about her only talent

oh nooooo

boom

Retarded Shit She's Done

Deleting Sprees

Being the whiny, cowardly cunt that she is, Allison refuses to speak her true feelings online a lot without anonymity, but when she does without it, she freaks the fuck out then deletes everything angrily if called out on her bullshit. This may have to do with the fact that she's still got the dick of her ex-boyfriend so far up her ass that her brain has been damaged. I R LEZBIANZZZ, she still claims.

April 16th, 2011

Butthurt from the massive amounts of emails she'd been receiving telling her just how much of a bitch she is and how much her cosplays suck, Allison has officially called the police because she couldn't handre the trolling. When the cops thought she was a whiny loser, she claimed people had threatened her. When confronted on the issue, she responded, "I wasn't thinking" and to this day people everywhere wish she'd get raped and stoned and put out of her misery. Scientists believe the dumbshit blonde genetics must be present in there somewhere, but they are still trying to make an accurate diagnosis.

ED Takedown Attempt

Right before the time ED got shut down and turned into OhInternet, Allison went to the cops and others with many complaints of harassment. One of the emails sent to her had contained a notice that someone was writing an article for ED. Several pages relating to her were even blanked after her claims of harassment. HAHAHA ALL UR BASE R BELONG TO MEEEE still echoes in the backs of shaking children's minds everywhere.

you mad

oops

Best Ways to Troll Her

Judge the fucking shit out of her. She LOVES this.
Mock her about her love of the childrenz.
Make fun of and bash her current fuck buddy and friends. Epic lulz will ensue.
Ask why she refuses to date guys anymore if she was truly over her ex-boyfriend. I R LEZBIANS arguments will follow. Ask her then why she wanted to have sex with him. Sit back and enjoy the show.
Threaten to laugh at her. WARNING: COPS WILL BE NOTIFIED IF YOU DO THIS. YOU'RE FUCKED.
Mock her about her two recent ex-girlfriends and how they have nothing to do with her. She'll instantly resort to defending her sorry ass with lame excuses about how she's not a dirty, cheating slut.
Mock her cosplay.
Ask her when she's getting that sex change.
Tell her she has a huge Polish nose and man-chin. She's incredibly butthurt over being Polish because her grandfather's such a loving man.
Post her real life info online. She whines like a bitch at this and it causes immense amounts of delicious dramu.
Challenge her psychological standpoint. Bitch is crazy when you challenge her beliefs.
Mock her girlfriend and tell her how she's actually a man who already got a sex change and to stop lying about it. Epic lulz ensue.

Misc Retarded Shit Nobody Gives a Fuck About

Her dad insults her on a regular basis thinking she wants to be a man. Little does he realize how right he is. She pretends to be a "lipstick lesbian" to try to hide this fact.
If you try to correct her about something, she will get so pissed off that she'll block you and whine to her friends. 3+ points for maturity! SHE IS SO MATURE, GAIZ.
Being the attention whore she is, she only dates popular people now. GTFO, WE'RE IN LOVE!!11!!1 WE HAVE SEX AND GO ON RO-FUCKING-MANTIC VACATIONS!!11!! IT'S PURE LOVE!!!1!!!
She has to prove her love for people by switching schools for current dates. FUCK YOU, WE'RE IN TRUE LOVE!!!1111! IT'S WHAT WE DO!!!!11!
She thinks a tough year is having to work like the rest of society, going to school and getting to fuck your ugly girlfriend every weekend. Oh yes, Allison. We feel you.
She loves angst (including IRL) so thus likes to torture people to cause dramu. She loves dramu.
She has a bad case of yellow fever.
She has repeatedly insulted the transgender community over the years, probably because she's too afraid to admit she wants the superior dick over snatch, but who are we to judge? /judges lol
She's a super great artist! (See example of her beautiful works below in the gallery!)
She lives in a magical place of sunshine and rainbows where hacking, the very thing that helped improve this article, doesn't exist.
She masturbates on a regular basis in public places and other people's bathrooms fantasizing about when next she can fondle a child. She often dates girls that can pass as little boys so her fantasies can become as close to reality as possible without breaking the law.

	“	"32. A description of the boy or girl I like. Cute, large brown eyes, cute butt, small chest, strong nose, slender, adorable, beautiful, brown medium length hair, pouty lips, gosh, just so perfect for me. <3"	„
	—-Allison on her tumblr HOLY FUCK that's creepy AND corny

Edumacation

IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER

Don't you dare make fun of her or laugh at her or else she'll call the cops and her lawlyers and FIND YOUUU. They have better things to take care of you say? Bitch please, have you seen her family inheritence? She's a mothering-fucking queen and you'd better bow to her and respect her ass.

Gallery

Gallery of Fail About missing Pics

She cries herself to sleep knowing she isn't a man.
RUN. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. BEFORE THEY INFECT YOU NEXT.
IN YOUR FACE HAHAHAA
And yet she creates more of it. Good one.

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Allison trying to sound smart. Yes, Hetalia isn't about gay porn. It's about history.
It's a tough year when you work at home and want a shiny car! BAWWWW.
Allison trying to sound smart again.
She's really good at art, gaiz.
REALLY, really good.
Did we say she's really good at art yet?