Luka Magnotta/press release

GREETINGS FROM ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA.

ALTHOUGH MANY BELIEVE THAT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA IS ONLY FOR HUMOR, OUR SITE'S UNCANNY ACCURACY ON THE LUKA MAGNOTTA ARTICLE SHOULD NOT BE OVERLOOKED. THOROUGHLY LACKING IN LULZ, THE ARTICLE WAS HAND RESTORED BY ONE OF MANY VOLUNTEERS WHO DID NOT WISH TO SEE THE END OF ED, AND VASTLY IMPROVED BY MANY OTHER UNPAID EDITORS.

AS IS OFTEN THE CASE, ED HAS IT RIGHT. THE AGE, THE NAME, AND MOST OF THE KEY FACTS WERE THERE IN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ARTICLE ALL ALONG. NOW THE MAGNOTTA CASE HAS COME TO THE FOREFRONT, AND EVEN BOING BOING HAS MENTIONED OUR SITE AS BEING A VALUABLE SOURCE OF INFO.

During the past few months many handsome EDiots have painstakingly combed through archive org links for dead links, and partook in other various e-detective ventures to discover the truth about Luka Magnotta, because when it comes to animal abuse, there are no lulz. And this particular case is something ED does best, when drama on the internet spills over into real life, you can be sure we will be there to document and discover all the gory details. Magnotta has been scrambling across the internets, feverishly working as hard as he can to build some vague semblance of an "internet presence" by using Photoshopped images and false user submitted stories. But the great scouring eye of ED was able to see through the swaths of bullshit and write the unadulterated truth, a truth that contains the sadistic torture and murdering of many adorable kittens.

All of the links provided have been checked and double checked and run through the archive.org. It was months of sweaty, back-breaking work to get the article where it is now, and ED waded through unholy amounts of fake pictures and fake homosexual erotica that magnotta used to distract from his real porn "career". In fact, there is only ONE shopped image of Magnotta on our article, and it is identified as such.

This article was the result of the efforts of several volunteers who wish only to shine a light on internet drama, but in this case, the light fell upon a real life criminal suspect, and we had to adapt as such. We intend to spread the news of our findings and encourage any one else reading this statement to do the same.

For the kittens.