I'm so random

Actually random

Acting random (i.e stupid) is the IRL equivilant of TyPiNg LiKe ThIs. People who claim to be random are often the exact opposite. Everything from their looks, to their actions, to the words they scream out, such as "banana" and "monkey," are calculated in such a way that makes them appear unique and edgy to themselves and their friends, but like retarded four years olds to everyone else. ADD? No! You're just random!

Random individuals are often posing as emo or scene kids, but are actually just socially retarded losers who even the nerds wouldn't hang out with so they had to make their own cliques. They are ~*seww randumb*~ that they even dress alike! Isn't that random u guiz?

Typical Random Quotes

What's Ludwig Van Beethoven doing here? Thats SOEWEOOOW RAANDDUMMM!!

	“	I make alot of random noises and sounds :3 RAWR! and than i rode a magical panda to work :,D lololololololol jk jk jk jk lol lol northwest of my face! unce unce unce graffee abortion nipple extension ima shark, suck my dick my spoon is too big i believe i cann flllyyy XD and too many more	„
	— Natalie Nocturnal Neonaticide

	“	I've been stung by 15,000 bees that were later to be proven to be monkeys who enjoy poking people with little sticks that are pasted onto their backs. Because of this, I've got a 50% chance of being impotent or 50% chance of omnipotence. So I got that going for me.	„
	— Random Okcupid Fag

	“	I'm much different than the average person...okay..a LOT different....I don't even consider myself a person ..only a very small part of me is, anyways....(this is a good thing)	„
	— briana bloodmoondawn beta bloodmoon-lust

	“	/sinister voice: Nice ink, space adventurer! But it WON'T SAVE YOU. No really, cool ink. And cool hair. Is it OK to call it punky? Is that even accurate? Do you think that being a loner has to do with being selfish? Can you also quote Sex Drive and Get Him To the Greek word for word too? Hey, did you see the Muppets? I haven't yet, BUT Eric Segal is IMO, pretty brilliant. The Alduous Snow character is just great great fun. I too think of obscure scenarios and questions all the time. LIKE...what would you (or miss piggy) do if someone started snorting coke while you were doing their 'do? Or just dropped trou and was like "WELL I'M MORE COMFORTABLE THIS WAY, DO MY HAIR WHILE I'M NAKED". That'd be a pretty awesome story to be able to tell. Although mildly unsettling at the time, I'm sure. Live long and prosper, Vulcan. Live long and prosper. I really think you would enjoy Neil Gaiman, by the way. I hope your arm heals and you have a really cool scar to show off. Or that it heals completely well without a scar. You know what I mean! Whatever you want. Okay, cool. Message me back if you'd like to. I think we could have some super easygoing laughs, and yes, I genuinely think it'd be nice to get to know you, madame. /bows away.	„
	— Message from a super-randumb basement dweller from Okcupid... because messages like these make da panties drop

	“	I'm Kaitlin:) 13 years young :D (Am I the only one that hates when people say they're whatever years young?) I'm emo ♥ I enjoy scratching people's names into my arms:) that's why I give tattoos ;D nahh jk >;D so yea hey! just to let ya know, I don't deal with drama or shit like that! I hate preps! >:O so NO MORE PREPS ADD ME! or you will DIE! >:D jk ;) haha ummmm....I'm funny, perverted, flirty, retarted (mentally) hehe, random, and sometimes nice :3 I love meeting new people but I'm not a people person :L just sayin. Yes I'm a flirt! so if I flirt with you, it doesn't mean I want to fuck you :) ok?! I wanna be an emo site model♥ "emo" and "scene" kidz are awesome and HOT! ;D♥ are you calling me bi? haha I kinda am, but I'm not sure! I love guys WAY more than girls ♥ Honestly I would never date a girl, I would just call one hot :3 there's that. I love the Black Veil Brides!♥ Andrew Biersack is MINE BITCHES!:D♥ I love screamo, rock, some rap, and metal-rock:)	„
	— Random 13 year old girl

	“	i am a pretty easliy amused person, and im very random. one moment im really calm ( or shy), next bam!! im in your face doing weird crazy shit.	„
	—Anorexic Beauty Queen

	“	If you ever meet me in real life I am a naturally shy person :).Once I get to know you I am crazy and very loud.I will do the oddest things you would never think I would do.I make weird noises for no reason.I shout at people.I can't even explain how odd I am.I do like to be the center of attention sometimes.	„
	— Kelcie (bahleeted)

	“	I have a very deep mind, most would not understand. If you could have a glimpse inside, you'd probably suffocate.	„
	—{{{19}}}

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Random Bideos

C Wut I did there? I said bideos instead of videos! SOoOoOoO RANDOM!!!!#@(!)!)!_

Ja'mie King is the only one who can do random

Look at us! We have so much random fun! I did not plan to mosh in this video to make you think I was cool at all!

This is actually the most random thing I've ever see

Ironically, the only winner in this video is the McDonalds employee

Random equals Not having the attention span of a goldfish

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Signs You Might Be rANDOM

you thought you was random? Nigga please!

You like rock AND pop music!
You say you're "__ years young" when you're a teenager! LOL! THAT'S RESERVED FOR OLD PEOPLE SILLY!
You scream weird words and phrases out, obv.
You frequently receive the side eye.
You break into song in public places.
You talk about the ~*cah-ray-zay*~ things you do and follow it up with, "Don't ask."
You walk around in a tutu like it's NBD, only it is a big deal.
You're like totally obsessed with Barbie or My Little Pony past childhood.
You go on and on about how people are looking at you funny (but nobody actually is).
You subscribe to a religion from anime.