If it fits I sits

If it fits I sits is a LOLcat image macro series based on photos of cats or other domestic animals or wild animals resting in unexpected places or on top of unusual objects or places. It all began when in 2009 United States Postal Service adopted the slogan "If it fits it ships" for its holiday advertising campaign. Little did they know than how much fagottry and crapflood they unleashed towards the world with this. As the slogan was broadcasted in front of the eyes of quadrillions of faggots via television it took little time for a bunch of Reddit faggots (at leats not [[4chan faggots this time) to replace t "it ships" with "I sits" making it gramatically incorrect and starting to add it as caption for pervert photos showing cats sitting in positions which a normal guy founds strange and funny, but a typical Reddit or 4chan fag finds sexually attractive and seductive.

The first known "If it fits I sits" image is shown on the right and it was posted on ICanHasCheezburger blog on October 10th, 2011. It has awaken all the trolls and furfags, and on the following day of October 11th, 2011, Redditor Tears submitted the same image macro to the r/funny subreddit with the title “Cat Logic At Its Best,” which received more than 17,219 up votes thanks to zoophilia. Hundreds of similarly humorous cat macros soon followed thereafter on Reddit. Although the presence of it is probably still the strongest at Reddit it has get to posses incredible popularity and started to spread through other shitty image sharing sites such as tumblr and flickr and of course it also appeared on the cancer-spreading 9gag, however it did not gain too much popularity among the sick audience of 4chan which is quite surprising due to the fact that the rate of furfagotts and other sexually sick people who are seduced by animals especially cats dogs and horses is quite high among 4chan users, and 4chan had already been associated with many cat related posts and memes, and of course the most famous holy caturday, a day which is dedicated only to cat related posts, however a no longer followed tradition. Sadly.

The holy maru sitting when fitting

I'm a stupid cat so

If it fits I sits

Doesn't matter if its a motha-fucking toilet full of shit

Alternative origin

Having seen the original image (the second from up on the right) I think this whole shit is just the outcome of a huge misunderstanding. The original image was probably taken in a country where they don't know what the toilet is for and what they should do there such as Romania or Ukraine and when the cat went there to obey the call of the nature and release a big brown his faggot owners were confused and thought he was just sitting there for fun. Therefore they added this "If it fits I sits" caption and started to spread the cancer trough the net. But it's only my personal opinion.