Five Year Plan

Work in progess

Before The Graet ED Civil War in 2010 when the Super Colossal decided to change the business strategy of Encyclopedia Dramatica by watering it down the lulz (despite the fact that this demographic niche had already been done before with much better results), the discussion of website reform began to circulate on the forums. Such discussion was viewed as a threat to the old regime's Dramacrats, who didn't want uncircumcised philistines to express anything but absolute loyalty to their Golden Calf Idol and her plans. Even before the civil war, all attempts at even discussing reform would result in permaban threats and being forced to edit WhatPort80. Luckily, this tyranny was not tolerated for much longer and after the Super Colossal decided to stop hosting Encyclopedia Dramatica, it was shortly revived to great rounds of applause. Unlike the previous administration which believed in a "Trickle-Down" approach to leadership and site management, the current administration utilizes a more bottom-up leadership and site management. This approach has lead to a resurgence of brand loyalty among the userbase to a brand that self destructed due to corruption and greed of Encyclopedia Dramatica's "Whore of Babylon". This page is a catalog of Encyclopedia Dramatica's first round of reforms based on the deliberations of EDiot Forum Users strategizing ways to improve the website.

Our plans for inferior internet humor

Website Reforms

Unlike the previous attempt at reform, this plan for reform is not about changing the content of Encyclopedia Dramatica as everyone is happy with the satire, nigger, and cock jokes. Instead this reform is about 1) making ED more accessible and informative of Drama to the masses; 2) grassroots advertising through fashionable clothing; 3) creating a larger demographic niche. If you wish to suggest more ideas or wish to volunteer your resources/services, please do so here

Restarting the Lulz News Network

Before the ED Civil War, Encyclopedia Dramatica released the occasional video summing up the latest internet drama and memes for your viewing pleasure. This was something the old regime actually did right and due to it's popularity we are planning on restarting the Lulz News Network. Currently we are looking for volunteers who can: record, write scripts, and report without laughing at nigger/cock jokes.

We are also considering allowing EDiots to submit their own comical videos to be broadcasted each time a Lulz News broadcast is released. Due to expectation that this will be a rather popular program, only two EDiot-made videos will be aired in each broadcast.

Restarting the Lollershop

Given the nature of Encyclopedia Dramatica, we don't have the money to advertise in any other fashion besides word of mouth, meaning that you alone are responsible for recruiting EDiots who don't know they are EDiots yet. One could be cheap and simply tell their friends, but that runs into the obstacle that you don't have any friends and probably start to feel squeamish when you talk to strangers. And for the small minority of EDiots who can function in society, you'll eventually get tired of shouting "Join ED Faggots!" at strangers all day. In order to deal with both problems at once, we have come up with an idea: why not make your body a fashionable billboard? It will certainly get you some internet pussy/dick IRL. And if it doesn't get you laid, at least people will known that your e-peen is significantly more massive than theirs.

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