Discordians

Discordians are a loosely affiliated rag tag collection of frustrated would be Da-Daists, who profess to be enamoured of the Eristic principle, ie: that of Lady Eris of the Golden Apple. Things Eris might want them to do, include "Sowing Discord, spreading Disharmony and Strife wherever the Grayface(Or Aneristic principle is encountered". However, being mostly made up of white, middle class American pseudo intellectuals, their scope for actually accomplishing anything that might be viewed as Iconoclastic is minimal. It usually consists of sitting around their rock waiting for some unsuspecting n00b to say something contentious they can milk for inboard drama.

The whole site is designed to mire anyone unfamiliar with every single inane tenet meme, injoke, taboo, squabble or heresy into such a sneery, elitist, circular argument, over the tiniest nuance of imagined snark or predictability, that they are either so insulted they just leave, never to return, or burn up so up with indignation, that they end up being milked so hard for unfunny shits and giggles, that the ample teats of Eris can clearly be heard, not to be only squeaking their protest, but howling at the greedy, fat, unweaned litter of runts, misanthropes, and harpies that make up the welcoming committee.

This usually consists of relatively new Discordians, (or spags) and one or two grizzled old bastards, Holy Men or cool kids, who guide the thread content slowly but inexorably towards the point where the n00b is so beset by the antagonistic bloodthirsty cool kid wannabes, trying to impress the sadistic old toads who define the paradigm, that the n00b either concedes their every point in a "Vichy France capitulating to the Nazis" kind of way, or adapts to the covert paradigm, which consists of agreeing, by using any of the rabid babbling nonsensical memes that they polish all day like alchemical turds in the vain hope they might somehow be taken up by someone outside the hallowed hallways of pd.com. "Lurk moar" they'll advise the tattered bloodstained traumatised n00b, as they move on to some other mindless circlejerk in their "hidden" Troll thread.