Incest

You may be the result of incest. How do you know that your mom and your uncle didn't get drunk at a Toga Party in college?

Incest (A.K.A. Wincest) is a perfectly normal, acceptable and natural act in which two people who are thoroughly related have intercourse. This usually results in children who are very ugly and/or stupid, and in turn, fail at life. Such traits only appear on the first generation and if you have a whole bunch of incest babies then the ones with the defects will die off and it will weed out bad recessive genes and it results in genetically healthier offspring. But this only works if you have a lot, so if you do incest, have as many inborn babies as you can. It should be noted that forced or underage incest is fucking awesome and will give you an invitation to party van.

Incest is one of the key tenets of /b/sexuality (i.e. one of the few things that can make a jaded /b/tard horny after being exposed to so much abstract pr0n), along with rape, pedophilia and gore.

Forms

Brother-sister

Cybercest, as displayed by Dutch school children.

The Japanese love to do loli versions with little sisters.
Dorian Thorn and sister.
You know, some things you really should just keep to yourself.
The Rock is surprised by incest.
Moar like WINCEST, amirite?

Father-daughter

Dad gets lucky after the Father-Daughter Dance. Hawt.
Wincest: The baby daddy is daddy!
Apparently, Pedobear is only limited by age.
All incest is not wincest.

Gay

Incest happens over 9000 times in Anime too!
An example for two brothers... They're married.

An example for two brothers... They're married.

Son-mother

MS Paint is crap
SNIFFCEST: does it count? It's fucking funny either way.
what?
Japan is a country of sick fucks. And the mother looks the same age as the son. Also, the baby in her stomach will turn out to be you.
The proper way to greet one's mother when returning home from vacation.
Drawn by some faggot. I smell eminent fail incest.

Drawn by some faggot. I smell eminent fail incest.

Inbreeding

True royalty.
Fucktards, Their parents are siblings

Fucktards, Their parents are siblings
THE MOAR YOU KNOW: Your incest baby girl will look like this if you are lucky.

THE MOAR YOU KNOW: Your incest baby girl will look like this if you are lucky.
This is what your kids will look like

This is what your kids will look like

Firsthand accounts

Assorted quotes

	“	A family that sleeps together keeps together.	„
	—Typical Southerner.

	“	Daddy's home...	„
	—Dad

	“	Incest: Fun for the whole family!	„
	—Snover

	“	Ah, incest. That's where I really came into my own.	„
	—Dad

	“	Incest is only alright if both parties involved are freak'n hot!	„
	—Bill Clinton

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Lustful brother

See Incest/brother.

Sick Fuck Mommy

See Incest/mother.

Where it's alright

In traditional Balinese culture, for example, a set of twins of the opposite sex were forced to marry each other, since it was assumed that they had had sex in utero. In traditional Mohave culture, opposite-sex twins were thought to have been married in heaven. So if you either belong to some irrelevant Asian people or some extincted indian tribe, you win. It's often believed that this is not only acceptable but a popular past time in Japanese cultures, where a majority of their porn and hentai doujins use it as a common theme.

According to Freud Incest is a natural psychological event in every young man's life to lust for their mother, which he theorized after many visits from his female patients and between his after hour activities. The topic is still often debated and always results in drama, effectively making him one of the most successful trolls in the past century.

God`s Opinion

In the bible, it started with Adam and Eve. Their kids fucked and produced inbred babies, who in turn proceeded to fuck each other, and so on. Yet, in those times people lived for hundreds of years at a time. Methuselah was the result of cousin lovin. Later, when God got pissed off and decided to start unleashing the banhammer on all of Earth's users with a massive, lulzy flood, Noah built an ark, and Noah's family committed incest again, thus further narrowing our gene pool. Even science says that 70,000 years ago, something happened to narrow genetic diversity among Homo sapiens. Also in the bible, God gave Moses his blessing for marrying his half-sister. Several thousands of years later we're only just recovering from the hit that not indulging in incest gave to our lifespan. The family that loves together lives forever. (it can also be noted that this was forever more the first and only true family game)

IRL, ape species starting before the dawn of homo sapiens happily fucked each other until they evolved so dumb that they made a bullshit bible and prohibited it. Tada.

Incest IRL

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Michael Stevan asks "is it incest when my mom and dad have sex?" Yes it is. Incest can also be done through MSN by ~~German~~ Dutch sick fucks. (Of course, it is legal there after all.)

Surprisingly (!), would you believe that there are actual people in the world who hate incest? Take this informative film for example, where the family friendly Moon Man fights The Bleeders, a race of incestuous creatures who, after generations of love making, have become deformed mutants and bleed all the time due to hemophilia: