Cry of Fear

Cry of Fear fans have Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Cry of Fear is one of the worst fucking modifications ever created. It's made by Andreas Rönnberg a mid 20-something loser who thinks he's edgy and the best modder evar. Though Andreas claims Cry of Fear is something beautiful and deep, it's all just a load of shit. Due to the generic over-hyping by fanboys it gets nearly perfect reviews and even has let's play videos by PewDiePie cause itz so funneh amd skarey!1!!.

A lot of work went into Cry of Fear!.

Story

Our hero.

You wake up in a dark alley knowing nothing except that you are a total loser. You basically solve puzzles while going through constant annoying jump scares made for young children. Somehow, despite the main character, Simon, being a ginormous faggot, he has an affection for a girl he's known forever. While Simon fights off hundreds of Chris-Chan like monsters, his girlfriend dies or some shit. He then kills himself upon realizing that 8 hours of your life have been wasted on this boring ass mod. Essentially it's verbatim as his older mod, Afraid of Monsters, which is about a druggie od'ing and killing everyone because he thinks they're monsters. Except that it was better because there wasn't any shitty voice acting or ugly bump maps.

Graphicz

Aside from terrible story you also get terrible visuals! The team worked really hard at trying to squeeze bloom and bump maps into an old as fuck game. As a result everything is darker and looks retarded. It's amazing the mod doesn't fuck itself in the ass from all this un-needed and poorly coded shit. Day one they needed to have a post about how terrible it runs and what you need to do to run it, for real. But none of this matters because IT LOOKZ SUPAR AWESOME!!!

Team Psykskallar

ruMpel working really hard on Afraid of Monsters Cry of Fear.

Andreas, aka ruMpel, thought he was a really cool hipster when he made a team with a unpronounceable name. Team Psykskallar, as it's known, is of course full of lulz. ruMpel has constant baw fests about how much his life sucks despite getting money from a pile of garbage mod. He claims he's depressed and has serious issues. While most of the team was too busy sucking his cock so they could stay on the lousy team, one member told the faggot how it is. As a result, he was banned and Sporkeh is now ruMpel's e-nemesis.

He'll always make lulzy replies and he's as easy to troll as furries. Same goes for the retarded community(if you can call it that).

Facebook/Donations

Since ruMpel knows he's never accomplished anything other than making 1 inch deep cuts in his arms, he felt the need to expand on his unwarranted self importance prior to Cry of Fear's release. What easier way to do this than getting over 9000 likes on the Facebook page. He promised that if all his fans did this they would receive a release date, something that should be given away by default. They'd also get bonus media including ridiculously long gameplay videos that makes you question if the team really did anything during half of the development. On top of asking for such a retarded request only Chris-Chan could follow through, they also want you to donate all the money in your wallet and you'd get an extra weapon in the final game mod. WOW!!11@!!

Gallery

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  Shitstorm on a shitty screenshot.
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  Demographic that Cry of Fear is aimed at.
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  The supposed outdated medication ruMpel takes. Notice his address clearly visible for us.
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  Lol.
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  Aww cheer up ruMpel!
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  ruMpel expressing his unwarranted self importance.
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  Same thing, except he's really trying to be cool!

See also

• Half-Life What this gay mod is based on
• Modding
• Emo
• An hero What Andreas will probably do

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