Cry of Fear

Cry of Fear fans have Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

A lot of work went into Cry of Fear!.

Cry of Fear is one of the worst fucking modifications ever created. It's made by Andreas Rönnberg a mid 20-something loser who thinks he's edgy and the best modder evar. Though Andreas claims Cry of Fear is something beautiful and deep, it's all just a load of shit. Due to the generic over-hyping by fanboys it gets nearly perfect reviews and even has let's play videos by PewDiePie cause itz so funneh amd skarey!1!!.

Graphicz

Aside from terrible story you also get terrible visuals! The team worked really hard at trying to squeeze bloom and bump maps into an old as fuck game. As a result everything is darker and looks retarded. It's amazing the mod doesn't fuck itself in the ass from all this un-needed and poorly coded shit. Day one they needed to have a post about how terrible it runs and what you need to do to run it, for real. But none of this matters because IT LOOKZ SUPAR AWESOME!!!

Facebook/Donations

Since ruMpel knows he's never accomplished anything other than making 1 inch deep cuts in his arms, he felt the need to expand on his unwarranted self importance prior to Cry of Fear's release. What easier way to do this than getting over 9000 likes on the Facebook page. He promised that if all his fans did this they would receive a release date, something that should be given away by default. They'd also get bonus media including ridiculously long gameplay videos that makes you question if the team really did anything during half of the development. On top of asking for such a retarded request only Chris-Chan could follow through, they also want you to donate all the money in your wallet and you'd get an extra weapon in the final game mod. WOW!!11@!!

Gallery

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  Shitstorm on a shitty screenshot.
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  Demographic that Cry of Fear is aimed at.
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  The supposed outdated medication ruMpel takes. Notice his address clearly visible for us.
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  Lol.
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  Aww cheer up ruMpel!
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  ruMpel expressing his unwarranted self importance.
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  Same thing, except he's really trying to be cool!

See also

• Half-Life What this gay mod is based on
• Modding
• Emo
• An hero What Andreas will probably do

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