Double Rainbow

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He's Iceland's king of the web! Problem?

Double rainbow is a very funny video spread all over YouTube recorded by a man-bear-pig named Hungrybear9562 (Powerword: Paul Vasquez) who can be heard furiously masturbating to this magical phenomenon of nature throughout the video's entirety.

The video

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Whoa, that’s a full rainbow all the way.
Double rainbow, oh my god. It’s a double rainbow, all the way.
Whoa that’s so intense.
Whoa man! Wow! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa ho ho oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Woo! Oh wow! Woo! Yeah! Oh ho ho! Oh my god!
Oh my god look at that!
It’s starting even to look like a triple rainbow!
Oh my god it’s full on! Double rainbow all the way across the sky!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh god. What does this mean?
Oh. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. God. It’s so bright, oh my god it’s so bright and vivid! Oh. Ah! Ah! It’s so beautiful! [Crying? Laughing?]
[Pretty sure he’s crying.]
[Now he’s laughing and crying.]
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh my god, it’s a double complete rainbow!
Oh right in my front yard.
[Laughter] Oh my god. Oh my god, what does it mean? Tell me.
[Crying] Too much. I don’t know what it means.
[Laughter] [Heavy breathing] Oh my god it’s so intense. Oh. Oh. Oh my god.

Media Attention

	“	The rainbow rays knocked me down	„
	—Hungrybear9562, Right

	“	Jimmy Kimmel Twitted my video and i was like AHHHHHHH	„
	—Hungrybear9562, yet another orgasm brought on by the power of this event.

The double rainbow guy has had an interview with everyone in the Old Media including Jimmy Kimmel. With these acts he has confirmed the sale of his soul to Satan, and re-assured the media that everyday Americans are taking the war on drugs seriously.

Sellout

I mean honestly, what did you expect?

He now whores his internet fame for IRL dollars: New Zealand ad for phones or something. Notice the double lolis at 30secs. Microsoft ad for shitty phones that don't work.