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Gintama

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Gintama, also known as "silver testicle", is an anime created by an unoriginal gorilla known as Sorachi Hideaki. The show consist of shitty toilet humor and testicle joke and other jokes that were rip straight off from the other anime.

Plot

The story is about an unemployed, reatarded old fag name Sakata Gintoki who runs a shitty company that is capable to do anything which includes giving blow jobs. He teamed up with 2 other jackoff, one is a 14-year old female illegal chink immigrant from outer space name Kagura and a hopeless piece of glasses known as Shinpachi. They also had a fucking big dog that is capable of chewing people's head.

Characters

Gintoki - A stupid natural palm, sadistic, unemployed samruai that likes to eat sweet shit. He used to be killing furfag that came from the sky and doesn't afraid of anything. After rage quit, he become a local pedophile and an alcoholic that does nothing but playing with his balls and gambling until he has no clothes left.

Kagura - A dirty female alien chink that likes to eat a lot. She belongs to a race of super saiyan fighter alien tribe that is capable of 9/11 without airplanes, except they are invulnerable to sunlight, which they has to carry a shitty umbrella that can not only block any fucking attack, also shoot bullets and soy sauce. She currently living in a closet.

Shinpachi - A pair of glasses. No seriously, he is a special need that requires his shit clone to carry him. The clone is however an annoying, whinny otaku virgin piece of shit that dreams about fucking his favorite pop star everyday.

Sadaharu - A fucking giant dog that goes ape shit after drink strawberry milk.

Okita Sougo - The king of a sadist of the planet sadist.

Hijikata Toushirou - A smoke addictive that like to add every food with his yellow shit.

Kondou Isao - A gorilla that goes naked in every episode. Currently stalking Shinpachi's sister Otose.