Braille

Braille is a lulzworthy language for blind people that was created at least one hundred years ago by some french douche who was sad that he couldn't fap to porn. The language is comprised of raised dots that can be "read" by the fingers of blind people and Jedi Knights.

Once the Houston 500 was completely transcribed into Braille, the language became obsolete and was stamped onto all ATMs and elevators for the lulz.