Bing

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bing's pretty picture du jour

Bing's namesake Carmella Bing, doing what Bing does best.

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Bing has relevant news all the time!

Bing is a carp search engine and the brain-fart of Bill Gates's malaria addled brain. Launched in 2009 as an alternative to the Google, Bing's mission statement is that it is a "decision engine" that will pwn Google's market domination by offering fewer results and less clutter delivered via in interface of pretty pictures. Yeah, good luck with that Bill...

Bing is named after pr0n star Carmella Bing because it sucks a lot of cock and so does she.

Mission Staement

Bing argues (and spams TV with gay ads) that searching for anything on Google to akin to searching for a needle in a haystack -something it calls "Overload Syndrome". Since Google does (indeed)- cough up millions of random, tangential results from every single blog, shitter post and forum on the Interwebs as alleged information, bing has a point. However, since the human race is already hardwired to use Google for everything, nobody cares about bing. Plus since Google is now a verb listed in the Oxford English Dictionary, the chances of "Googling" being replaced by "Binging" are slim to none.

Workarounds

Bing's default filter setting is Moderate. This means it is supposed to block NSFW images and vidyas, but not text. Ergo, ED should be all up in your grill without having to fuck with it, however, Bing is made of faggotry and FAIL so you have to turn it to Off and Bob's your uncle.

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bing's default setting: Moderate Filter: adult images and videos but not text from your search results.