LUElinks

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LUElinks, abbreviated LL and later known as End of the Internet or ETI, is a website that was created in 2004 as a GameFAQs spinoff for LUEsers by LLamaGuy. It consists of a large user-rated link database and very lively message board. It is formerly known as LUElinks, a name which most users still prefer to use. LUElinks could be described as the jedi order of the internet, one cannot simply join this elite establishment - you are born as a LUElinker.

Even Urban Dictionary says that if you don't already have an invite, chances are that you will be more successful accessing Area 51.

However, according to rumors other reliable sources, LL doesn't even exist. But if it did, it'd be something pretty fucking awesome.

History

	“	It was around the time the tinyurl fad took off. Linking to porn via tinyurl, without the http://tinyurl.com/. I jumped on the fad wagon and posted a topic with the text '7odu' (tinyurl to goatse). I got purgatory for 2 weeks. I coded the first version of LUElinks about 3 hours before I opened it up to the public.	„
	—LlamaGuy on the creation of LUElinks.

LUElinks was originally planned to be a link database for LUEsers. Users would add a link and receive a code that would be given to other users to access via their LUElinks account, therefore allowing users to post porn and other ToS conflicting material openly without the fear of being suspended by butthurt GameFAQs mods. The system worked perfectly until the GameFAQs administration demanded mod access to review the material. When LlamaGuy refused (because he's not a bitch), the LL codes were no longer allowed to be posted on GameFAQs and LUElinks became a separate site.

Though a majority of the LUEsers opposed it, LUElinks was renamed to The Boards at the End of the Internet, or just End of the Internet, on February 27, 2009. Despite this, the old link continued to function, albeit with a redirect link. This was later changed to putting the link after a long series of spaces, before the domain finally changed to a mock domain expiration page on January 26, 2010 without any redirects.

Login page

The login page has gone through a few different designs but all have been mysterious and minimalistic, offering no genuine information about the site.

• Original login page. It was subject to some minor changes such as a "Lost Password" button but was always minimalistic.
  Original login page. It was subject to some minor changes such as a "Lost Password" button but was always minimalistic.
• Implemented in November, 2005. Contained direct links to news articles taken from ETI. The "LUE" acronym had a randomly generated meaning.
  Implemented in November, 2005. Contained direct links to news articles taken from ETI. The "LUE" acronym had a randomly generated meaning.
• Implemented in February, 2009 along with the name and domain change. Based on the Mac OS X kernel panic alert. The original translations were rough and LG tasked users with fixing them.
  Implemented in February, 2009 along with the name and domain change. Based on the Mac OS X kernel panic alert. The original translations were rough and LG tasked users with fixing them.

The Sad Truth

In reality the site is populated by 90% loveshy manchildren and social rejects who hate women because there isn't a single one who is willing to suck their dick. They spend all their time crying about how not one of them has ever had a girlfriend and the only draw of LL is a fake sense of mystic that comes from it being an invite only forum, creating the illusion there is actually something worth seeing there. And since these invites get sent from one person on the forum to another all the aspie members form a circle jerk of their friends from special school to the point they are in danger of drowning in a pool of their collective cum.

Since most of the content of that site was originally hosted on megaupload the forum has been an internet ghost town ever since the site was shut down. The only people who still post there are a handful of sad losers who are desperately hanging on to it so that they can keep their illusion of being some sort of badass hacker who is in a secret internet club. This is mostly because they know that no one would be impressed by their boasts about gaining entrance to a decrepit treehouse/pillow fort (NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!) and talking about being a 30 year old virgin on any other forum will get them laughed at.

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  The "intellectual debate" you wish you could be invited to join.
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  LL, 95% of the time.

LUEshi

LUEshi is the official mascot of LUE and LUELinks.

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DEAR GOD, IT'S NOT JUST LOOKING AT ME!

Wait, what's that? Wait, something clicked.

OH GOD I CAN UNDERSTAND FOREVER! I'M ASCENDING TO THE HIGHER PLANES AS I TYPE WHILE I REMAIN BOUND BY MATTER!

LUElinks - Kesha

Wake up in the morning feelin' kind of witty.
Put on my glasses I'm on LUElinks making posts that're shitty.
Before I login, don't brush my teeth, I just scrape off the plaque,
Because I'm a turbo virgin neckbeard and I'm pretty fat.

I'm trolling - talkin' about iphones iphones,
How much 360 pwns pwns,
Hear my stomach grown grown.
Kitchen, looking for something greasy.
But all I can find is wheaties.
Time to take a little tripsy.

Can't stop. Need some pop,
Mountain dew keeps me up.
All right, through the night,
Til I see the sunlight.
Tick-tock, I'll beat my cock,
And the luls just dont stop no,
Oh Ooh oh oh oh oh,
Oh Ooh oh oh oh oh.

External links

• Flea Market Montgomery - LUElinks Edition.
• Miyamoto, the creator of Mario signing a LUEshi.
• Typical female LLer shares her thoughts on trolling.
• Their tinychat.

See also

• The original GameFAQs LUE board
• A hilarious attempt at copying LUElinks