Game Grumps

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Egoraptor trying his best to recreate one of his cartoons

Game Grumps is a Youtube comedy channel born out of the duo of Egoraptor, a manchild reminiscent of a post-surgery Michael Jackson, who is famed for making flash cartoons, and his fat lummox accomplice, JonTron, an annoying closet furry who sounds like Patton Oswalt, and who himself is also famed for his own youtube comedy channel. Discovered recently is a third unseen member to Game Grumps-- Barry, which rumor has it is the nickname for the creature/alien-like thing living on JonTron's neck. Purportedly, his work is to add the obnoxious yellow text to each video.

Game Grumps uploads videos daily, and carries with it many characteristics and features of a Let's Play video series on Youtube. However, the two have stated numerous times that none of their series are of the Let's Play variety. This is likely to be a desperate attempt to escape the stigmatization and pigeonholing that many Let's Players seem to face (although, their posturing may evade the style of Let's Play, the crushing stupidity of their actual content does not).

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Art.

The main function of the Game Grumps channel is to supply fodder for various works of marvelous art. In just over a month since the channel's creation, fans have created many "works of art", shipping the two in any and every way way possible.

Sorry you had to see this folks

Opinions

As well as being a haven for shippers, Game Grumps has also proven to be a bastion of controversial opinion. Jon Tron, in particular, has seen it fit to unload all of his legitimate opinions on video; these include his shameless enjoyment of Nickelback, and questionable appreciation of Charlie Sheen and Dane Cook. He also has been found to find faults in the most insignificant things and proceed to bitch about them for 10 minutes, often accompanied by his lovely singing voice as well as him screaming at the top of his lungs for no reason other than it being hilarious.

Following a slew of Youtube users questioning Jon's intelligence, Jon Tron has claimed that he isn't stupid, and that he's only acting. However, what he fails to realize is that people don't think he's stupid because of his schtick, but because of what he says when he's not ostensibly acting like a retard.

Often, the two will bitch at one another about how one is playing the game incorrectly instead of actively progressing in the game, which is almost immediately resolved by one of them proclaiming their love for the other. Did I mention that JonTron has said that he has slept in Egoraptor's bed?

Humor

Approximately 0.00000001% of his total body hair-- prominent features of Jon's family's gene pool, of when his great great great grandfather stuck his dick in a grizzly bear, are still visually apparent.

The question of whether or not Game Grumps is supposed to be funny still remains. While the two spend the duration of their videos giggling like a pack of trampled hyenas, our team of experts here at ED have not yet been able to unravel the mystery-- what the fuck is so funny? Our experts report : "we're not even sure that the laughs are legitimate or that they're just laughing at each other's poor jokes out of politeness."

Their comedic styles are extensive and can range from observational, to non sequitur humor like fart jokes or talking about each other's dicks. And, uh.... that's about it really.

Now, while observational humor is usually considered high brow, in the duo's hands this humor can be mistaken for unkempt, ugly eyebrows that resemble a Russian pensioner's snatch. To put that visually, look to the right.

Here's the general formula to game grumps observational humour :

X =/= Y

Our team of experts have dubbed this formula the "just go back to school and get a proper job, this comedy thing isn't really working out for the two of you" constant, also known as the JGBTSAGAPJTCTIRWOFTOU constant.

To give the JGBTSAGAPJTCTIRWOFTOU constant more context:

"Oh hey, doesn't X look like Y", and referring to our formula posting above, where X clearly does not equal Y, the two still laugh hysterically.

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The Charm

As mentioned earlier, the two are partial to non sequitur style humor. In this style, the duo have attempted to coin their own meme-- seven asses, which was born out of the following context :

Egoraptor : "How much ass do you think Megaman gets?"

JonTron : "1,2,3,4,5,6...7; seven asses."

The hilarity of this exchange speaks for itself.

Of course, their fans have committed themselves to spamming various websites, including /v/, in an attempt to make this meme widespread. Fortunately, it never took off, as forced memes never do. Unless, of course, Reddit gets a hold of them. Egoraptor has made it known that he frequents Reddit, which explains a lot.

It should be noted that Egoraptor finds such comedic geniuses as the AVGN and Irate Gamer funny, which should also explain a lot.

Drugs

The two have been accused of being under the influence while recording, however the two have outright denied these claims during their Mega Man 7 series. And we totally believe them.

The Cum Chronicles Of JonTron

Just another victim of the Eastern-European immigration

Other than Jontron's aforementioned qualities, he has also has one other trick up his sleeve-- being eastern-european, you'd say he certainly puts the hung in Hungarian. And I don't mean cock, oh no.

His pulsating bag of gypsy juices cannot easily be tamed; at times, he needs something more involved than tentacle porn or polaroids of his mother he snuck from his dad's chest, yes. Sometimes he needs something dastardly and sinful to abate his Transylvania tremors in the nether-- when the moon is high in the sky, his lust can only be put to rest by giving his friends' significant other a facial. And in this particular case, Suzy, Egoraptor's fiance.

To my right you'll see a picture of his filthy, filthy handy work.

How do we know it was JonTron? Well-- for one, everyone knows that no human could possibly cum that much, only a gypsy could account for such a load. Secondly, when JonTron was confronted via twitter about his problem, he, not long after an unconvincing denial, went ahead and deleted fucking everything off of his twitter account. You can chalk this up to the impulsiveness of one very guilty gypsy.

Nervous?

See Also

• Unfunny
• Reddit

External Links

• /v/'s investigative work that played a major part in compiling Jontron's cum chronicles
• The Youtube channel Caveat: Lower your volume, their featured video autoplays on clicking, and god knows you don't want your friends or family knowing you watch this shit.
• Where you will indefinitely find the majority of their fanbase (until they grow up and realize the channel is not actually funny)