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Begbucks the virgin trash picking pedo lover.

Begbucks is a near 40 pedophile sympathizer and a virgin that has never had a job. He spends his time part time picking garbage. He doesn't think he should have to work because picking through the trash gave him an erectile dysfunction that lasted 10 months. He is also still mad about his mother not letting him sell his own sperm while he was a legal adult. He just wants to snoop through people's garbage and live off the taxpayer while defending and promoting convicted sex offender David Hugh Rock on the internet for free. <video type="youtube" id="w7ta7Z-wK5Y" width="400" height="320" desc="Everything you need to know about Begbucks." frame="true" position="center"/>

   
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when I was a trash picker activly and I was making my nest egg, I actually was uhh impotent for about 10 months
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—Begbucks, got erectile dysfunction from digging in your trash.

   
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my mother who ran my life even though I was already 18, she forbid me to sell my sperm
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—Begbucks, on his mom who he still lives with.

   
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the only thing I can do is be a dumpster diver and a dump picker
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—Begbucks, I'm a waste of life.

Website faggotry

The diarrhea icing on the shit cake that is his website.

His website is all about his trash digging and begging. He wants visitors to donate to his Paypal because he never had the balls to try at life.
Begbucks and his website are equivalent to a bum on a street corner with a used styrofoam coffee cup.

Adult baby

Begbucks selling his used baby artifacts that he has been collecting from people's garbage.

37 year old Begbucks protects his virginity with a security blanket from his infancy. He also sells baby accessories that he picked from people's trash.

   
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This is my uhh security blanket that I've had for, I believe it's going to be going on uhh 33 years uhmmm..
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—Begbucks, Admitting to being a virgin.

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Pedo defending

Begbucks can be found in the comments under any video on YouTube that pertains to Davidsfarm. He spends hours each day defending convicted pedophile David Hugh Rock from the haters.

Burning his lost hair

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Begbucks the balding virgin saves his hair as it falls out so he can burn it every year in February, black history month. He does this because hes a crazy person. He made 2 videos of this event and a 3rd is expected on the way. Skin lamp shades are right around the corner.





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