Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Avenged Sevenfold

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This is an old revision of this page, as edited by imported>Darkest at 04:18, 3 March 2013. It may differ significantly from the current revision.
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Offended?

If you have been offended by "Avenged Sevenfold",
please click here and slowly scroll down to the bottom of the page.

   
 
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH AVENGED SEVENFOLD IS THE BEST BAND EVER YOU FUCKIN RETARD CUNT FACE!! THE REV WAS THE BEST DRUMMER SYNYSTER IS BETTER AT GUITAR THAN U U FAG AND HOW DARE U TALK SHIT ABOUT THE REV I WILL KILL YOU AND DANCE ON UR GRAVE!!!!
 

 
 

—Typical A7X fan's response to criticism


DEATH-BAT!

Avenged Sevenfold (or A7X, Avenged Semenfold, Gay7X or Aids7X) are a TR00 metal band from California of 5 emo/wigger/vampire-wannabe looking mental retards who've been making metal look gay since 1999.

Typical A7X music

A7X music

Their gigs

History

Typical A7X concert back when they looked like punX
Likes it up the ass.
2007: Wiggers

Vocalist M Faggows Makes the noise when he shits really long shits

They began in 1999 when 4 fags who jack off to punk and metal decided to form some band taking hardcore punk with metal influences and volumes and screaming that sounds like you're getting fucked by a cactus. In 2001 lead guitarDist Sister Gays joined and appeared on their debut album Sounding the Seventh Cum-Shit's reissue on Hoe-piss records. Then their 2nd bassist Justin Sane who is confused as the bassist for Anti-Fag tried suicide by drinking cough syrup but was still alive, after regretting it he was in the hospital for a few months so DamNeon Cash joined. Then later Johny Christfag replaced him. The band got their name from the bible because they are christfags. They then released an album WaNking the fallen in 2003 and M shadows screamed less and he did inject some stuff in his voice box which is why he decided to sing like Axl Rose and then they sold out from metalcore to an emofag band with their album Shity of Emos in 2005. The band since 2003 dress like emos and sometimes tr00 goths and then dressed like wigger fags in 2007. In 2009, their cummer I mean drummer The Rev died. (Rest in shit) He died? ROTFFLTFOLTFOLTFOLTFOLOLOLOLMFAO HOLY FUCKING PENIS FUCKING ASSHOLE LICKING VAGINA MASTURBATING COCK RAPIST! So the band realized they weren't able to have sex with his corpse so they decided to write an album about how they can't fuck their friend's corpse and wrote an album for them and fans to jack off to the rev. The 2010 album was their biggest fail of all time. Dyke Portnoy from Dream Beaner then sold out and joined the band for the album and then left when it was done so then some kikey-looking guy named Arin Ilejay joined them. They recently released a song called Carry Cum which rips off Jewdas Priest's Gaykiller album. The song talks about how the members would carry cups to pour cum in to drink it. That's because cum is their favorite drink. For info about their future, watch the interview below.

Interview about the new album

Fanbase

A fan's reaction to haters on YouTube.
A fan's reaction to haters on YouTube.
Typical A7X fan
A7X fan's reaction to troLOLOLZ.

The fanbase consists of true metalheads, emofags, true goths, whores, people who know shit about music, fags and sluts with anger issues and all dat shit. When you expose the truth on the emo fags, the fans get butthurt and toss a huge bitch-fit about it.

War with fans

THE WRATH OF AN AIDS7X FANTARD. WARNING!!! THIS PICTURE COULD GIVE YOU AIDS DUE TO ITS ANGER
THE WRATH OF AN AIDS7X FANTARD. WARNING!!! THIS PICTURE COULD GIVE YOU AIDS DUE TO ITS ANGER
Do you have the balls to call Aids7X a metal band???
Do you have the balls to call Aids7X a metal band???
OZZY HATES GAY7X!!!!
OZZY HATES GAY7X!!!!

One day in 2010, a user on youtube named muckfetalcore joined youtube and made a video exposing the truth on Aids7x. So then since the upload of the vid, fans everyday would post rage comments at him and comment on his channel with butthurt as well on occasions even though he hasn't been on in at least a year. After he left, another internet hero named Corefuckingsucks put a raid on Aids7x's video for nightmare and so far away on youtube on december 28th 2011 aka the 2nd anniversary of the rev's death and for the whole day it was raped to death by people who expose the truth on the emo band. So many fans got butthurt as fuck.]

Successful troll is successful

Butthurt fan reactions

A7X fan behaviour when the band play their song "So Far Away"
A7X fan behaviour when the band play their song "So Far Away"

The Disease

A7X spread a disease with their music called aids, all the fans caught when listening to the shitty band's music.

Doctor proves there's a disease A7X spread

How to troll A7X fans

Rip offs

The band have ripped off Overkill, Judas Priest, Death, and many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many MOAR!

Members

M Faggows
LOL DED
  • M Faggows - Vocals (1999-present)
  • Zacky Venjizz - GuitarD (1999-present)
  • Sister Gays - GuitarD (2001-present)
  • Johny Christfag - Bass (2002-present)
  • DamNeon Cash - Bass (2001-2002)
  • Just Insane - Bass (1999-2001)
  • The Reverend Fague or The Rev - Cum drums (Rest in shit) (1999-2009)
  • Dyke Portnoy - Cum drums (2010)
  • Arin Ilegay - Cum drums (2011-present)

Discography

  • Sounding the Seventh Cum-Shit - 2001
  • Wanking the Fallen - 2003
  • Shitty of Emos - 2005
  • Avenged SeMenfold (A New Level of Aids: Making Music With Semen) - 2007
  • Dykemare - 2010
  • Upcoming Album (They say it's likely to be called "We Are Emos")

Gallery


See Also

External Links

Avenged Sevenfold is part of a series on

Music

Visit the Music Portal for complete coverage.