Adria richards

Adria "Dongle" Richards is a mtf transexual, Jewish nigger who was fired last Thursday for being an empowered woman . According to her twitter, Adria is a "Developer Evangelist" for a company called SendGrid, YouTube partner, TED 2013 attendee and Snowboarder. She has angered men's rights activists by tweeting about a white cisgender male who almost raped her by talking about forking and dongles along with a picture of said culprit taken without his consent.

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"I will never look at a dongle in the same way again."

Career

Adria has been a rode model for many inspiring wimmins hoping to make it in the tech industry. After having completed her M.A. in Women's Studies, she stunned executives at SendGrib in her job interview demonstrating her skills in picking up a paycheck, lecturing productive people about diversity in the workplace, and turning a computer on.

It's Dongle Time

While attending PyCon, Adria went to a speaking event. As the speaker was talking about his leet python hax, a man behind Adria was discussing how impressed he was with the speakers feats and mentioned how he would fork the git repository of the speaker's project. This frustrated Adria as her negro brain could not comprehend what this whitey patriarch was saying. She made the logical conclusion that this guy behind her wanted to make sweet love to the speaker's asshole. The fag in question didn't stop there. He even went on to mention how he had *gasp* big dongles. Being mature and wishing not to disrupt the event, Adria opted to take a picture of this guy right then and there. Afterwards, this picture was uploaded to Twitter for the whole world to see. Lulz ensue as the unfunny faggot was fired from his job for being a tryhard.

The Reaction

eBaums world together with 9gag after hearing about this dongle related incident complained en masse to the companies involved which resulted in her being fired.

Quotes

	“	like Popeye, I couldn’t “stands it no more” because of what happened.	„
	— Adria describing her traumatic experience with eloquence matched only by Chris-Chan