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BioShock Infinite

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HOLY SHIT ELIZABETH IS BOOKER'S DAUGHTER, COMSTOCK IS BOOKER FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE, BOOKER WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE ELIZABETH TO COMSTOCK IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND ELIZABETH KILLS BOOKER!!!1
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Bioshock Infinite is the third, as well as the most overrated, installment of the BioShock series. As its predecessors its a first person shooter that tries to be System Shock 2 as it incorporates cities located in inconvenient locations (i.e. space, underwater, and the sky), everyone in said city trying to kill you over some rebellion, and superpowers. But where the first two Bioshock games only featured little-to-no escort and a quick plot twist, BioShock Infinite is needlessly just one big escort mission and contains the most pretentious plot in any video game ever. Lets just say it involves time travel, plot holes, and a girl who never learns to wear a shirt that covers her cleavage.

Plot

Clear and concise

<video type="youtube" id="bJl8K2qpapM" width="200" height="180" position="right" desc="Nothing makes an ending more exciting than walking for half an hour."/> The game takes place in 1912 as you play as a broke alcoholic named Booker hired to get a girl (Elizabeth) from a flying city. As you may have guessed, the game is a ten-hour long escort mission. During said ten hours you spend 100 percent of the time getting the fuck out of the city moving from one point to another, while some things do happen it is all literally pointless because the game does a complete recon killing you before the game starts. Confused? you have no fucking idea.

Many gamers have tried to make sense the games ending. While most people see the game for what it is (being riddled with plot holes) it has not stopped some people from wasting there time by releasing videos, articles and even diagrams trying to explain this mess.

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