Mila Mortice

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Mila Mortice (real name Anca Nitulescu from Bellevue, Washington) is a spoiled teenage pathological liar and narcissist who gained Tumblr fame by attracting the attention of the PrettyUglyLittleLiar forum, who made it their mission to make her bullshit as well-known as possible. Her parents, Christina and Christian (how fucking original, right?) appear blissfully unaware of their daughter's ridiculous persona seem to have had the good sense to kick her ass off the computer.

Mila VS. Felice Fawn

Screenshot evidence

	“	I honestly have not tried to "recreate" anything she has done or copy her style. Perhaps I was subconsciously inspired...	„
	—Mila

Mila is delusional because she idolizes Ned Stark's bastard, Felice Fawn. After a failed attempt at copying and dick-riding the e-fame of photoshop sensei Kotakoti under the alias 'Lunabelle', she abandoned the world of the kawaii living dolls and turned to obsessively mimicking the demonic thinspo queen, Felice.

Her insanity includes but is not limited to: sending herself asks on her tumblr like the exalted Fawn, wearing gothic boots for hookin', mimicking exact poses, setting up a half-assed website composed of selfies with some kind of "hire me" side portion, tagging her photos #Felice Fawn and even changing her online alias to something more g0ffik. Let's have a look at "Mila"'s original uniqueness that was totally not inspired by Felice Fawn or copied but is totally coincidence because she is naturally g0ffik.

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In late 2012 Felice Fawn made a Soundcloud, music blog, playlist and group for electronic music and Witch House. Mila went as far as copying Felice's playlists and music taste to impersonate her Gothic queen, adding most of the songs to her own playlist and making her her own Soundcloud and music blog with the same music:

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Felice ignored Mila's insanity for a hot second before replying like a sad baby to the dummies informing her of Mila's retardation.

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Mila replied somewhat maturely over her haggard counterpart, a big surprise to the web.

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	“	Felice Fawn has made posts about me on more than one occasion that were very rude, but this time went frankly too far.	„
	—Mila

Felice is extremely butthurt about this new challenger. Most believe it is because Felice is an old witch and would like to bubble this child in her cauldron before devouring her, however her prey is much too strong. Others believe it is simply because the copycat is better looking than the original. A widely known fact, however, is that when Felice came upon Mila's pictures her heart shrunk three times too small and she vowed to steal Christmas.

Mila VS. Kotakoti

Before Luna Belle/Mila Mortice/ discovered Felice Fawn and miraculously became g0ffik, she tried to get e-famous through copying kawaii queen Kotakoti:

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This, however, turned out to be a major bust as Mila could not afford to hire a crazy sister or mom to complete the transformation.

Photoshop

Most people think "OMGZ BUT SHES LYK SOOOO PRETTY" when they first see her photos, but do not be fooled. Much like Felice Fawn, she enjoys the simpler things in life, like the liquify tool and contouring the face to death. Whereas Mila's shoopin' is more obvious, it does have a likeness to the Many Faces of Fawn.

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The Lies

Mila has gone as far as claiming to have an eating disorder to be like Felice Fawn. She claims to have nearly had organ failure and nearly died from anorexia.

	“	I nearly died.	„
	—(Mila)

	“	I was lucky not to have organ failure.	„
	—(Mila)

Mila/Luna Belle has also recently claimed to have a waist measurement of 21", just one inch bigger than Ioana Spangenberg who has a natural waist of 20".

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Conclusion

To this day Mila Mortice/Luna Belle has denied even being inspired by Felice Fawn (let alone copying her) and continues to try to be a g0ffik thinspo queen. Despite being such a punk, Anca freaked out and locked all of her profiles the second her parents caught wind of her shenanigans. (Because strange photos of yourself on the internet are a life-threatening crime)

This also prompted Felice Fawn to move a quarter of an inch on the couch, motivated by indignance and rage. With speed too complicated for her decaying frame, she tweeted this well put, very sensical (as they usually are) retort:

Tumblr users are currently accepting bets as to who her next persona will be. We all hope it is not Molly Soda.

See Also

• Felice Fawn
• Girl Drama
• XxPrincessPunkxx

External Links

Mila Mortice Tumblr

• Felice Fawn