Craigslist Romantic Forums

Ostensibly about asking for and giving romantic advice, this forum is a sludgefest of creepy old men begging for tit pics, single mother attention whores neglecting their crotchfruit in an attempt to gain validation from strangers on the internet, sociopathic trolls and various other gutter trash.

Craigslist has been called the sewer of the internet. RoFo is the sewer of Craigslist. Very popular with anonymous trolls, catty bitches and socially awkward weirdos.

The forum allows anonymous "grey" posting which only encourages sock puppets and OCD trolls to whip up a delicious frenzy of flaming and hatred.

Trolls

Qat

Qat an obese loser in his 40s who tries to hit on cute women and ends up trolling them when they try to ignore him. He posted pictures of himself in drag. Had one decent GF his entire life, who left him after he beat her up. He allegedly beat up his elderly father as well. Has admitted having phone sex with a 15 year old girl. Repeatedly loses his handle by mods.

Parrot a guy who viciously harassers other RoFo users. Creates handles that impersonate and mock these users. Seems to be on a campaign to destroy the life of qat. He's contacted qat's employers, the police and anyone else that could get qat into trouble.

Xander a midget with a Napoleon complex that married a used up, pumped and dump slut with the handle of 4lorn just before her expiration date. Allegedly 4lorn cuckolded xander with another forum member called apache501. Whenever xander gets trolled about being a cuck, he goes into meltdown mode and threatens the forum with mass murder, making references to columbine. Also ridiculed for being having his overpriced condo in a San Francisco bay area ghetto foreclosed.

ebaygal an obnoxious alcoholic attention whore that attacks female forum users. Her trolling often centers around infertility. Lost her job as a substitute teacher and now claims to be living in Costa Rica. Nobody believes that, however.

DCS titty dance

dropcitystar Not really a troll as much as an attention whore and slut. Allegedly flew across the country to fuck a married man.

HappyHappy - Her bod doesn't look too bad, but her face is hideous

HappyHappy/FierceVixen/Anti-Crush Dated lions-in-snow until he abandoned her in the middle of nowhere during a hike. Had some sort of mental break down, afterwards. Admits to having herpes.

skinnybluejeans, doing what she does best.

skinnybluejeans/MissPromQueen/bitesizebaby/prettylittlething Alleged mudshark and dishonrably discharged army vet. Alternates between using RoFo as her personal blog to posting the world's most boring shit, viciously attacking everyone else on the message board, and threatening suicide, threatening to kill her 5 year old daughter and to shoot up the daycare she works at. Has about 100 different handles. Currently stalked by her ex-BF sex-offender named Earl.

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