Moore Tornado

The 2013 MOAR Tornado was a twister of epic proportions that violently ripped through the sweet, peaceful little town of Moore, Oklahoma and totally shredded over 9000 homes, clobbered two elementary schools into oblivion, and flattened the town like Hiroshima. The twister racked up a kill count of 51 on its violent rampage, bringing about destruction and carnage everywhere along its path.

Obligatory Recycling of Old Haiti Earthquake Jokes

I dumped my Oklahoma girlfriend last week. She's been crushed ever since.

Did you hear about the tornado in Moore, Oklahoma? It caused $100 million worth of improvements!

This is the worst tornado ever to hit Moore, Oklahoma. Damage is expected to be in the tens of dollars.

Did you hear about the new boy band from Moore, Oklahoma? The New Blocks are on the Kids.

What has hundreds of arms and legs and is only 3 feet tall? Plaza Towers Elementary School.