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Bonzi_b, also known as The Lord of Chats is a user on the ED IRC network, who is known for his amazing rapping skills, and all around hard chatting. He often is protective of his sister (who has fetal alcohol syndrome), and will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her. Unbeknownst to bonzi, his sister is most likely an old sex doll his father threw out after he found Bonzi acting like it was his sister. In other words, ~~bonzi's sister is probably fake~~ CONFIRMED FAKE. One thing we all know, is that bonzi_b's dream is to be a nigger, specifically Biggie.

	“	<Nicotine> I come here to watch bonzi_b's rap lyrics	„
	—Nicotine, a perfect example of bonzi_b's eagerly expectant audience

A Sampling of Bonzi

	“	<bonzi_b> soup fags	„
	—bonzi_b, greeting his beloved IRC peers

	“	<bonzi_b> u inferior fucking rice chilkd what do u want	„
	—bonzi_b, doing what he does best

	“	<bonzi_b> one one oht fi pon dem tallowah NIGGA	„
	—bonzi_b

	“	being a wigger	„
	—<bonzi_b> i dropped out of highschool and i smoke like 8 grams of weed a day

	“	bonzi_b, still being a wigger	„

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