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Black Supremacy

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Also known as Black Nazism, The term "black supremacy" is the term for various lulzy Not racist ideologies that say black people are superior to people of other races. Despite being very similar to white supremacy, believers of black supremacy hate whites and think that whites are the devil and that Only whites can be racist. Black supremacists are the victims of Trolling. At first black supremacists were the victims of Trolling IRL But after the invention of the internet, many more black supremacists spread the Lulz to the internet.

Beliefs

Black supremacists believe that White people were created from a rigorous breeding process by a black scientist named Yakub, who was born 6600 years ago, as soon as he was born he started creating white people, 6000 years ago the breeding process was complete.The scientist managed to create a pale faced, blue eyed person. The scientist and his white creations were then exiled from Africa, where the white people and the scientist made their way to the caves of Europe and mated with animals and lived like dogs. The white people then became strong and started to cause trouble on the earth.

   
 
We have been lied to all our LIVES! The black man was the first man! The black race started FIRST! White people are genetic mutants created by the EVIL DR. YACUB! An evil black scientist LED ASTRAY FROM THE WHITE DEVIL LUCIFER! IT WAS ALLAH THAT SENT MOSES TO GO HELP THE WHITE PEOPLE THAT WERE SO EVIL! DR YACUB THREW RADIOACTIVE WASTE ON A BLACK MAN, AND CREATED THE FIRST CRACKER! MOSES WAS SENT TO MAKE SOME WHITE PEOPLE GOOD! THE JEWS! AND THEY WENT BACK TO THEIR COUSIN FUCKING WAYS! IN 20 YEARS WE WILL GO BACK TO OUR DOMINANT ANCIENT FORM! AS APES! WE ARE APES AS ALLAH CREATED US! BLACK BROTHERS UNITE! APE POWER!!! GEORGE WASHINGTON KEPT A SLAVE HIDDEN THAT'S LINEAGE TRACED BACK TO THAT OF KING AKHENATON A BLACK PHARAOH! THE GREATEST BLACK MAN THAT EVER LIVED!
 

 
 

—Wallace Fard


Black supremacists believe that blacks lived in the area where the moon used to be, but the same black scientist that created the whites, drilled a hole to the center of the earth and made a big explosion to blow a chunk of the earth into the sky and that chunk was called the moon.

Origins

A light skinned black person named "Wallace Fard" started Preaching about black superiority and that all whites are the devil, He eventually gathered around 25,000 followers and they started worshiping and spreading his Ideology. In 1934, after 4 years of Epic trolling, he mysteriously disappeared possibly because he felt Troll's Remorse

Then Elijah Muhammad took over Wallace's operation and took the trolling to the next level, Elijah Muhammad slowly built up the membership of his movement through recruitment and other clever tactics. His program called for the establishment of a separate nation for black Americans in the south and the adoption of a religion based on Islam and on the LULZWORTHY belief that blacks were God's chosen people. Elijah being the sick fuck that he was, also encouraged all of his members to kill as many white people as possible.

While in prison for stealing Watermelons, Malcolm X was attracted to the Nation of Islam and decided to Level Up his way to being a smart black man. When he got out of prison, He quickly joined and raised through the ranks to become a prominent public speaker of black superiority. Eliijah Muhammad sent Malcom X to the city of Mecca to acquire more Experience points.The people in Mecca informed Malcolm that he had been fed a line of crap the whole time. Malcom X then raged because he found out that he had been trolled all his life, got mad, then decided to counter troll Elijah by setting up a new group.Members of Elijah's group got extremely butthurt and decided to get three of their high level members to Pwn Malcolm with a shotgun, and two people with hand guns, With a great accuracy rating. members of Malcolm's Pvp clan Bawwed and many lolz were had among eliijah's group. Later, The nation of Islam blamed Malcolm's death on a white person.


General Activities

  • Making up bullshit theories and bending the truth to make themselves feel special.
  • Not using the dictionary.
  • Getting their panties in a bunch whenever someone points out their bullshit.
  • Calling anyone who is smarter than them a racist. By this logic, even the kids on the short bus would be racist.


Black supremacists now

Black supremacists have come a long way since their beginnings, All Black supremacists can trace their roots back to a small group of Nigra troll victims that inhabited the southern most part of dumbfuckistan, this particular group of Nigra's were Special. Their specialness made them particularly susceptible to trolling, since Racists as a whole are known for their superior intelligence. Years and years of breeding the slowest male with the slowest female has created the black supremacist that you see today. Black supremacists can be seen Complaining on topixs about Whitey, at voting booths and the unemployment line.


Trolling Black Supremacists

Black supremacists are even more reactionary than white supremacists, but equally as stupid; So this makes them an excellent source of entertainment. There are at least 100 different ways to make a black supremacist mad and only 2 percent of the 100 different ways require you to actually try.

  • Use a logical argument, They hate that.
  • Correct their history, Black supremacists are well known for rewriting history and taking credit for other peoples cultures.
  • If they say that whites are not fully human because most of them have Neanderthal D.N.A., Inform them that interbreeding over the years has caused Neanderthal Genes to be introduced to Africa, and that since they have at least 12% European genes, they are not pure either. Don't tell them that the Neanderthal D.N.A is genetically meaningless.
  • Inform them that Europeans are not the only people that bred with non humans, and that even pure Africans have strands of unknown non human D.N.A. just as the Europeans do. Don't tell them that the strands of unknown D.N.A. are genetically meaningless. Watch them get angry over this
  • Post pictures of white male/black female couples, to make the black men rage, or post pictures of black male/white female couples to make the black women rage. Post interracial porn and watch them bitch about polluting their pure African genes. Believe it or not, Black supremacists are very similar to white supremacists because they want their race to be as pure as possible, and they believe that mixing with the "inferior" genes of white people will weaken the black race.
  • Do NOT use the word Nigger around them, doing this makes them wish you would so they could have an excuse to call you a racist.
  • Tell them to give scientific sources for their racist claims about white people, they hate science because It was created by the white man.

External links

Black supremacist forums

African American Forums where Black Nazis hang out.

a lulzy thread

See Also

  • Nazi - The white people version
  • KKK - Another white person version