HappyCabbie

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Starting out with inoffensive videos about how to make balloons, Cabbie quickly dished his truckerjob for that Jew gold of YouTube. These videos pleased the YouTube retards, so he became partner. However these videos didn't give enough money to feed his fat ass and pay rent, so he decided to live together with Nick_Bravo. And then hilarious drama ensued. When this fell through he decided to show off his fat mantits to the world, and the faggots of YouTube loved it. Now this wasn't enough for FattyCabbie, so he wanted to get in on the atheism drama as well. And boy did that bite him in the ass. Instead of actually being able to live on YouTube welfare, he actually had to go back to get a job, since his videos could only garner 1000 views despite his 25,000 subscribers. His venture into the YouTube atheism really only helped to see how much of a retard Cabbie really is.

Foot Fetish

Yes, our fat hero has a foot fetish. This is because he is unable to see his own feet.

Israel not in Asia

Last_Thursday Cabbie proved to the world that Israel is in the continent of Middle_East, and that Israel couldn't be in Asia, because they look like Sand_Niggers and not like Asians.

The Nick Bravo drama

FlaggyCabbie had the ingenious idea to let Nick_Bravo stay at his home, so he could jerk off to his feet. This only resulted in hilarious drama, that is still going on to this day.

Friends with Brett Keane

Besides Nick Bravo, Happy also decided to become friends with another of the YouTube scum Brett_Keane. Even though Brett has attacked Happy repeatedly, Cabbie is still defending all the actions of Brett.

I AM GETTING A GUN

Happy thinks he isn't safe with a nigger running the White House, so he got a gun to defend himself against dangerous carrots and diets.

Leaving YouTube

After receiving a couple of DMCA's Fatass, decided to take the road of honor and flee YouTube. But because nobody cared, he had to create a sock-account to wish him godspeed. Of course it only took 3 weeks before Fatass in best Brett Keane style returned to YouTube.

See also

• YouTube

External links

• HappyCabbie

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