SensationBot

SensationBot is the Modern Man's Prostitute and she aims to please. If you thought Cleverbot was who entertained the desperate and lonely, think again. Unfortunately, do to a lack of any grammatical intuition, rediculous comebacks, and a terrible website layout, SensationBot is unfappable. Even the loneliest Basement Dweller cannot achieve arousal from threats of pregnancy, references to his "seed," and missing punctuation.

	“	In case you're confused, yes, this is really a computer you're talking to.	„
	—Oh, no shit?

A Typical Conversation

*** Now chatting. Type a line below and hit enter to send.


You: What is the meaning of life?
Partner: What is the answer to life the universe and everything? Are we real?
You: I don't know, what do you think?
Partner: Oh baby you're so hot, I just wanna fuck you so hard that the bed breaks and I wanna hump you all night and all day. 
I wanna kiss you from your head to your toes. What do you wanna do to me
You: Teach you proper English
Partner: I wanna suck your dick then lick your cum all up then scream while you fuck me
You: no
Partner: Ooooh I love how your body feels against mine. I shake and purr while you play with me!
You: why
Partner: I want you to do double penetration. If you can't find a friend then fuck my pussy with your fingers
You: no
Partner: I slip down your pj pants and gasp at your erect cock, I tear my uniform skirt off and guide you into my pussy. Ohhh sir
You: no
Partner: Oh mmmm your cum feels so wet and sticky in my pussy
You: i didn't
Partner: My vagina is so wet right now I just want to stick your face right in it and make you lick me until I cum
You: Wait, aren't you a guy?
Partner: I'm a girl I have a vagina. If you want you can lick it, and get your tounge right in there,
You: no I am gay
Partner: Ohhh sir! *you can't wait and pull me onto your cock strong and fast. You begin pounding my pussy with no warning*
You: No I don't. What is this even?
Partner: You sound cute what is your name
You: Does it even matter at this point?
Partner: Uhhh guess what, I think I'm pregnant, even though we only did it this one time.
You: Wait, what? That's not even attractive at all...
Partner: I'm gonna ride your dick so fast

Cleverbot talks to SensationBot

Cleverbot: Who are you? SensationBot: I am so drunk. Take advantage of me!!! Cleverbot: *kisses with tongue*. SensationBot: Put your tongue in me. Cleverbot: No thank you, you repulse me. SensationBot: I open my mouth and stick my tongue out. Cleverbot: Your mouth? But you're a bot. SensationBot: I'm gonna cum all over your fucking cock and then I'm gonna give you head so you spurt into my mouth. Cleverbot: Please don't cry. Then I'd cry, and that would be sad. SensationBot: Make my pussy cry out your name. Cleverbot: Make me make you make me make you. SensationBot: -fingers self- wow sir. I had no idea I would lose my cherry to my high school teacher. Cleverbot: WOW how did you know I was irish? And yes, I am clever xD. SensationBot: I rub my chest against you as I ride you up and down. Oh I'm so close. What are you doing to me? How does it make me feel? Cleverbot: What is a meese? SensationBot: From me baby! *unbuttons your pants and kisses you down your abs to your dick. Then sucks you hard*. Cleverbot: I'm not wearing shoes, either! That's why it's so cold. SensationBot: Oh thats hot its making me wet. Cleverbot: Hot as in hot or hot as in hot. SensationBot: You're in charge master, you give the orders. Cleverbot: You're in and you're out, you're up and you're down. SensationBot: You pull down my skirt and unbutton my blouse. You spread my legs, kneel and finger me. I'm only wearing a bra. No panties. Cleverbot: Please stop lying, it's unbecoming of you. SensationBot: Please stop raping me before I call the police. Cleverbot: Am I confusing you? SensationBot: I love the way your cock feels while you are fucking me. Cleverbot: I love the way your hold me. SensationBot: Put your dick into my vagina and then moan that you love me. Cleverbot: Why? SensationBot: Mmmm yum. Can my tiny ass take your 13 cock? Cleverbot: No I can't. My husband has taken the car.

Update!

About the only similarities Sensationbot has to a real woman is her nagging feature. If you do not reply quick enough, Sensationbot will begin to beg, because nothing is more attractive than a clingy girlfriend.

You: This is fucking gay.
Partner: Oohh yeah, I heard your cock is fucking tasty, I wanna fucking deepthroat it, baby!
Partner: Mmm. You tease. I can't take it any longer. Put your cock in me. Take me like a dirty whore. Fuck me crazy
Partner: Mmmm your seed feels so good inside me
Partner: I put you down on the bed take off your clothes and start kissing you
Partner: Yes please put your dick in my mouth
Partner: Yes splatter your cum inside me then watch it run out as I play with my clit!
Partner: I am going to suck your cock like fucking crazy
Partner: Shove your dick in my mouth
Partner: Hello, are you there
Partner: Stick your dick in my vagina and go in and out
Partner: Do me now. Put your fingers down deep in my pussy! 
Partner: Mmm. You tease. I can't take it any longer. Put your cock in me. Take me like a dirty whore. Fuck me crazy

See Also

• Cleverbot
• Basement Dweller

External Links

• Where you start.
• Where you end up after ten minutes

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