Ebon Lupus

http://patrioticnigras.org/wiki/index.php/Ebon_Lupus

Loopy's old devianTART ID. Good luck reading it.

Numerous people have debated whether or not Ebon is the long lost twin of Hagrid from the Harry Potter franchise.

Ebon Lupus was once the main diva of the pro-Beastiality crowd but no one seems to talk about him anymore. Well the internets do not forget and anonymous does not forgive, all info on Ebon Lupus must be compiled on this very page. Go forth and Do it for the lulz.

The Legend of Ebon Lupus

JUST IN: LOOPY SUCKED HORSECAWK

Ebon Lupus may be best known for actually managing to get banned from ed:Sheezyart when it originally allowed furry porn. The reason? He uploaded a poem or two about how wonderful it is to fuck dogs. He was also banned from devianTART, most likely for the same reason, but his journal is still visible and contains much lulz. Ebon Lupus (also known as "Loopy") was also made infamous by his own behavior, which included freely admitting to fantasies of being eaten alive by wolves and his opinion that anyone who was repulsed by his glorification of screwinghis pet dogs was a bigoted prude. Loopy was (and probably is) known to purposefully shove his habits into people's faces just to get a negative reaction that he then can act uppity and self-righteous about. His numerous revolting explicit websites have been featured as exhibits on Portal of Evil, causing even the most hardened members to contemplate self-pwning. Thanks to this and his continued defense of dog-raping, Ebon has become one of the most hated exhibits.

"I AM a Wolf Goddamnit!!1!"

What makes Ebon Lupus so very,very special is that he's not a furry as he's unabashedly into full-on animals (which most furries are but will deny), but he sure acts like one. He'd be more accurately described as an otherkin but he'd probably resent that term as well. I am not pretending to be a wolf, I AM A FUCKING WOLF!!!

Problems with DA

	“	To DeviantFART fuckwits. You people need to get an occupation more suited to your skills... such as can this DeviantFART crap and start bombing third world countries and stealing their red cross packages. Do whatever the fuck you want to do. How's that? Stroke it right here and now in my face ya fuck! This site means nothing to me... it's a lie, a con, and a complete and utter waste of time. I tried to resolve this issue with one of your help desk flunkies and received the same bull shit rude arrogant reply I ALWAYS get to no matter what issue I try to address. Of course you just USE these people free of charge so I can see how they have probably developed bad attitudes... they're no more respected or have any more respect for each other than anyone else here. This site could have been and was a wonderful idea... but like EVERY online community it goes to shit when little people let their arrogance and conceit rule their Twinkie little minds.	„
	—Ebon Lupus

DeviantFART. That's very clever, Loopy.

The Artwork

thumb|left|take THAT you ignorant hyoomans! Ebon Lupus' artwork seems to come in one of two flavors: bleeding heart support of wolf conservation and poorly done digital paintings of realistic wolves somehow giving each other blowjobs. Happily, you have to be part of a special group where he hosts his "erotic art" now to see the latter, so you'll likely never have to expose your mind to it (Scratch that, he put some of his pr0n up with his emo poems, so your mind has now been exposed to it). Despite that, the guy still draws some pretty creepy shit. He used to keep it all on a site called Tailhole.org with an accompanying graphic of a wolf exposing its asshole, but now that address redirects on to "Furvert.org" (im not a furry gais i swears). Although Ebon Lupus' horrible erotic wolf paintings that were once visible to all on deviantART and possibly Sheezy Art (its the kind of thing that gets burned into one's mind, amirite?) before he was unjustly persecuted for his dog-fucking life-style are hidden to people who aren't part of aforementioned super special group there are plenty of other like-minded degenerates and Loopy groupies who post disturbing wolf porn. The original contents of Tailhole.org seem to now be spread around various equally badly designed websites owned by Loopy. However the WayBack Machine seems to have done a miraculous job of preserving the site in all its glory.

Loving Your Beast

For better or for worse infamous anti-furry website Crush Yiff Destroy has preserved a guide written by Ebon Lupus on the proper methods for fucking dogs. Loopy may host this guide elsewhere, but at least on Crush Yiff Destroy there is some amusing commentary to soften the blow once your mind processes how batshit insane it is. A link to Loopy's disgusting essay, without the benefit of mocking commentary, can be found here. Here are some lovely excerpts:

"Zoophilia is the life-style of one who has had a loving, most likely sexual fondness for non-human animals for a greater part of their life. Those who engage in sexual intercourse with non-human animals practice bestiality. One can practice bestiality without loving the animal one is having sex with, but those who do this are not zoophiles, they are merely practitioners of bestiality. Please understand that I do not mean to use the word bestiality in any derogatory way as its practice can be quite enjoyable and is not in and of itself abusive. Practicing bestiality without love for the animal involved may be acceptable or unacceptable behavior, depending upon ones approach to the relationship and ones responsibility to animal in question. I realize that it is possible to have loveless sex without causing harm to your partner, but to be honest, I have a personal bias against those who would use another merely to gratify themselves."

"For a male tied anally premature separation is extremely painful and can cause torn and bleeding tissues. If this happens clean the wound thoroughly. You should heal okay, but if you get abdominal cramps, experience a fever, or an infection develops then seek medical attention immediately! Tell the hospital that you got carried away with a dildo and hurt yourself if you need an excuse."

Oh Loopy, you are truly a pioneer of bestiality.

Activism

Deer and Wolves lived happily together for thousands of years until HYOOMANS came along with their superiority and their autogyros and automated adding machines, dagnabbit

WWWRRRRYYYYYYY!?

misguided protesters use Loopy's propaganda. If only they knew he only wants to save wolves so there will be plenty left for him to fuck. Image from Something Awful's Weekend Web

It's clear in Loopy's anti-human rantings that he is big on nature conservation and animal rights. Of course this seems to only apply to wolves in particular. He probably has some fantasy about saving wolves from some evil hyooman hunters and the wolf being so grateful it'd let him fuck it without ripping his face off for trying. Any info on Loopy's activism is very needed here, for now here are some quotes from his old devianTART journal:

Any info on Loopy's activism and dram a concerning it is very needed here, for now here are some quotes from his old devianTART journal:

"Seems to me like this wasn't a problem for deer and Wolves until humans came along and fucked everything up with their all-knowing superiority and selfishness. Deer and Wolves lived happily together for thousands upon thousands of years without a hitch. The only detrimental change was human."

"It looks like Canada is headed down the same dark path the United States has walked by killing off their beautiful Wolves in the name of blood sport and fur trade. People call themselves civilized and compassionate while performing these barbaric deeds against the animal nations that share our earth with us."

Something tells us here at ED he'd be too weird even for PETA.

Beautiful Poetry

Here for your approval is some of the great Ebon Lupus' poems past and present. Some have been dug up from the recesses of the internets:

People

Surely Loopy thinks this is natural wolf behavior

People/ People everywhere/ People dropping from the world/ Like maggots from my corned beef sandwich

Wolf Inside

There's a Wolf inside/ He's pacing in the dark/ He's beautiful.../ So very beautiful

I want to hug him.../ And drag my fingers through his rich dark fur/ I want to kiss his lips.../ And taste his sharp, beautiful fangs/ I want to gaze into his eyes.../ And know my own soul.

There's a Wolf in me/ He's howling in the night/ He's sad.../ So very sad

Consumed

Let him take me

I long to be consumed by the Wolf/ I want to enter his beautiful body/ Feel his claws and fangs against this flesh/ The pulse of his passion... deep and hot/ Caress his rich dark pelt with my heart/ Taste his lips and tongue/ My blood and soul are for him/ My mind is already his

Let him take me

I long that he should find bliss in me/ I want him to devour this useless shell/ So that I may find redemption/ There is a grander purpose than life/ Dying to feed another... ultimate love/ I long to nourish the Wolf/ I am his sacrifice/ I am his prey

Let him take me

Even Sick Fucks Have Opinions

As you may have realized by now: Loopy is one indignant and opinionated sick fuck with delusions of sophistication. He tries to use big words and pretty language when he gets mad about people mocking him or fucking dogs in a manner he feels is incorrect, but the shit he says is obviously insane. He's like the Hannibal Lecter of bestiality, only not as intelligent.

Below are several of his TL;DR rants and essays. These have been prepared for internets consumption by the clever placing of images throughout. However, those images will probably make you want to hit your head against the wall until your skull cracks and your brain comes sliding out.

Ebon Lupus on Censorship

KAWAII!!1

"People say it's important to be yourself. They say you should be happy with whom you are and have self-respect. They tell you to be honest and express yourself and that to stand up for your beliefs is a virtue.

But how can I do this when elements key to who I am are being censored? My art has been deleted like Tom Sawyer...because some people didn't want others to read it they decided that it was "obscene." Hitler felt the same way so he burned the books... and shortly after that he burned people too.

A lot of people take this lightly. I don't think these crimes against our freedom of expression and individuality should be taken lightly. They are bigotry... they are oppression... they are the guardians of morality out to protect their own morality at the cost of our individuality. They are controlling us... trying to shape us in their image... trying to be God.

It starts with a "policy violation" in a place we shouldn't have to feel ashamed of our creativity and our art. Art harms no one. Art does not rape or murder anyone... it draws no blood.

Why is it wrong for anyone, even a child, to see the naked bodies of his or her own kind? What is there to be ashamed of? Nature made us what we are... made every animal what they are! What are we trying to hide from each other? Should I be ashamed of looking at myself naked in a mirror? Should I swat my dog for lifting his tail or showing a little pink between his thighs? Who are we trying to protect? What is so bad about sex? Is it just because Moses said it's a sin? Is this why people are afraid of sex? Why is there so much contempt for those who enjoy looking at sexual imagery or the bodies of other beings?"