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Michael Batton
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
—Michael Batton gets mad at Middleport Police Department |
Michael Batton, also known as JaguarsFan2012, WahamasNumber1Fan, MBSportsandGames is a troubled young man from Middleport, Ohio (formerly Jacksonville, Florida). When he isn't 'sperging around at home, he enjoys watching NASCAR, Football, uploading video gameplays and raging at people who give him any form of negative criticism.
The Beginning
Somewhere around 2004 Michael Batton, after an incident involving his family giving him some sort of negative criticism, moved out of the home in Jacksonville, Florida and moved to the town of Middleport, far away from where his mean parents could tell him what to do.
A New Start
At around this time, Michael discovered YouTube, being first known as JaguarsFan2004. He made some new friends and everything was going great. However, by 2011 he'd started to receive a bit of negative criticism from other YouTube users. So he did what all Asspies do, he shut down his YouTube channel and started another one where all those mean people wouldn't find him.
JaguarsFan2012
With a new channel Michael was happy again, but as before the happiness was shortlived, as those mean people found Michaels new channel. With them came a even more critics, including Michael's first encounter with the long running critic MrNicWilliamColeman.
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