Michael Batton

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

	“	I shouldn't be told to shut down my fucking Twitter or Facebook!	„
	—Michael Batton gets mad at Middleport Police Department

Michael dealing with criticism

Michael Batton, also known as JaguarsFan2012, WahamasNumber1Fan, MBSportsandGames is a troubled young man from Middleport, Ohio (formerly Jacksonville, Florida). When he isn't 'sperging around at home, he enjoys watching NASCAR, Football, uploading video gameplays and raging at people who give him any form of negative criticism.

The Beginning

luk @ mee wit my knew jackit!!!

Somewhere around 2004 Michael Batton, after an incident involving his family giving him some sort of negative criticism, moved out of the home in Jacksonville, Florida and moved to the town of Middleport, far away from where his mean parents could tell him what to do. It was also at around this time that Michael made his first adventures onto the internet by creating a MySpace page. - video here - It wasn't just nonsensical videos, Michael also wrote many blog posts during this time. Most of these blogs centred around his Mother who he claimed had walked out on his life to be with Michael's stepfather. This would be a source of blame for all of Michael's negative actions for years to come.

A New Start

At around this time, Michael discovered YouTube, being first known as JaguarsFan2004. He made some new friends and everything was going great. However, by 2011 he'd started to receive a bit of negative criticism from other YouTube users. So he did what all Asspies do, he shut down his YouTube channel and started another one where all those mean people wouldn't find him.

JaguarsFan2012

With a new channel Michael was happy again, but as before the happiness was shortlived, as those mean people found Michaels new channel. With them came a even more critics, including Michael's first encounter with the long running critic MrNicWilliamColeman.

WahamaNumber1Fan

	“	but ya know, me being picked on because of my, ya know, assburgers / autism, ya know	„
	—Michael Batton's first known usage of the disability card

Yet another channel, this one couldn't escape the ensnarement of criticism. Him and another long-running rival Drnecrophillia couldn't come to an agreement. Deleted like his previous failures that he referred to as "channels"

Michael Batton

He just wouldn't give up and made another sorry excuse for a youtube page. Continued to be antagonized by NicholasColeman and Drnecrophillia and he, you guessed it, balleeted this one too.

MBSPortsandgames

Him and his rivals finally came to an agreement here. But all good things must come to an end. He made a butthurt response to a video made by iMustdestroyall, some faggot in a mask. The video was poorly edited with many awkward pauses, like all his videos. The video garnered criticism from some british dude and a swarm of others. And, take a wild guess, he deleted his channel in a tardrage.

MikeyB6786

Baleeted after Michael's own kind started to turn against after putting up with his shit for so long.

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