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Bradleh Daw Gaim

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Even the first title in the series proves to look awful. At least the players know what they're getting themselves into by playing possibly the WORST platformer to ever be created.

Bradleh Daw Gaim, or in proper fucking English, Bradley the Game, is the result of bad grammar, extreme fail, MS Paint, autism, shit, Touhou, and a pinch of subtle weeabooism put in a blender and then forced into the mouths of the players. Yes, it's that bad.

It's sad to know, but worth mentioning that sequels are being made.

Daw Gaimplay

It sucks.

Basically you're a kid who was smoking magic mushrooms or something, and fell down a 200 foot hole in the ground, where he was in the sewers and surrounded by black people that are trying to kill him by shooting giant red bullets at him. He finds Obama and they fight, but it's not really Obama, it's a clone, and then he meets this guy nobody really cares about and they fight while they're both having a seizure over a pizza imported from China with crack sprinkled on it and then the guy explodes into blood and Bradleh goes to commit suicide by eating the pizza and Mitt Romney and his 2 wimminz jump out and steal it, then he chases them and kills them, but they didn't really die, and you fight Ron Paul and he sends you to hell where you fight some random fucking black people and you're back in your room suddenly. That's only the story revealed thus far.

What makes it all worse is the background music sounds like a 5 year old screaming while they take a dump so powerful their rectum comes out of their ass, and the fact it's almost exactly like a cheesy Touhou platformer... but with poorly drawn black people shooting bullets out of their dicks and Bradleh jumping on their head to squash them because he has a vendetta against black people, but far less exciting than it sounds.

The grammar is the topping of this shit sandwich, as it is possibly the worst grammar intentionally used in any game ever, making the dialog almost impossible to read. It is almost funny, but fails ultimately at producing it because it's Bradleh, and you know it's going to be shit if it's Bradleh. Translating it to proper English only makes it sound less funny.

BUT GEE, IT SURE IS A GOOD GAME!!! HUR HURR HURRR

   
 
Someone actually wasted their time doing this.
 

 
 


Daw Fanbase (BradlehBooru)

Typical realistic "foekid" art.

As if the game itself wasn't horrible enough, the fans make the game drastically worse. Believe it or not, fans of this game DO exist, and they draw low-quality porn that you really hope they don't fap to, yet you know they do deep down inside. They mainly stick together on an almost abandoned website known as BradlehBooru.

They give spoilers for upcoming games in the series, and draw horrendous porn that is just as bad as the game's official art. It's almost as bad DeviantArt, which on its own says a lot. They even drew a backwards dick fucking itself.

Daw Gallery

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