MikeNnemonic

It's going to rip your ball out.

MikeNnemonic is one of several LPers feeding upon what's left of the established internet's intellectuals. An obese Jewish/Mexican neckbeard who lives with his mom, Mike partakes in the bi-weekly ritual of streaming shitty games to pacify a small but unusually persistent fanbase whom are lobotomized enough to view his utter bile as entertainment. Despite this, he has a job and a girlfriend. This would seem like typical fare unworthy of coverage, but the moronic story continues.

Dem Der Politikal Thingies

MikeNnemonic is the reverse of most gamers. He is not prejudiced, believes in true equality for all, and judges people by their personality and intelligence. He is a proponent of transexual rights and believes in kids parenting themselves. His followers vary in position but usually agree Mike is the single most glorious thing on Earth. Mike takes modest celebration of his great America andendorses a multicultural society full of wonder and joy for all its citizens.

Just kidding, he's a typical Republican. MURKA, FUCK YAH!

Pewdiepie

Oh the humanity!

MikeNnemonic hates Pewdiepie and everything to do with the fleeting Swede. While he has argued against the obnoxious use of facecamming while playing games, all his critiques fall apart upon careful inspection of his own streams and fanbase. The real reason Mike is so buttanguished is because Pewdiepie played Yume Nikki (Mike's old favorite) - as if somehow there is to be a license on what people play or can't play. While no one could be in any viable position to defend someone as deranged as Pewdie, one would have to take a massive IQ dump to think Mike is really any better. One could also argue that Mike is secretly jealous the Swede lives in his own house with a fuckton of money, but this is habitually denied. Because money is not happiness.

The adjacent picture shows what went through Mike's head during that awful day.

See also

• HappyCabbie
• faggotry
• PewDiePie

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