MrRepzion

Attention YouTube, I'm going to kill myself!

Template:Youtube2, also known as Daniel Sulzbach is a German American YouTuber who got his start when TheAmazingAtheist promoted his channel, giving him about 15,000 subscribers. Since then, he build up his audience by giving mostly liberal responses and half-baked advices on everyday topics, ditching his religious faith, and attacking Onision for indulging in sins. But like his arch-rival, whenever he himself get called out on his hypocrisy, his personality quickly changed. He becomes an evasive two-faced creep who go on a flagging spree to erase anything that seem even a bit critical about him. When he isn't busy making videos and being a douche on YouTube, he can be found on Tumblr furiously masturbating to bondage porn while wishing he get dominated by his 13 year old fan girls.

Repzion; An Introduction

In order to really understand MrRepzion, it helps to look at one of his earlier videos. An 8 minute monologe, MrRepzion pays overflowing tribute to himself in an artistic black and white tint. As the video progresses, he gets more and more generous with his praise to himself as he becomes more convince he's a Christlike martyr who frequently sacrifices his wellbeing and indeed soul as he selflessly helps... people with... stuff...

The video becomes more and more bizarre as he says with 100% conviction that that everyone who comes into contact with him takes and shares pieces of him with the world, and that he'll someday save a life. That his life will save thousands just by shattering. Repzion, metaphorically or literally, is completely convinced he's "fixing what is out of whack in our fucked up world" and that he's destined to do this until one day he finds his equal.

Repzion also plagiarized said heartfelt plea to humanity. All of it. Shamelessly.

Turns out Daniel had stumbled about this diatribe on a fat girls LiveJournal from 2009. When confronted about how he had ripped off his sincere words verbatim from someone else, he deleted the video and never mentioned the incident again. This routine of ego, attention whoring, embarrassment, and denial would be a pattern Repzion would continue to follow throughout his YouTube career.

Mr Repzion vs Opie and Anthony

Like most asspies that pander to the lowest common denominator, Mr Repzion will often lurk Reddit to find any topic or YouTube video gaining momentum and hop aboard the bandwagon for those sweet sweet views. One day in the Summer of 2013 (and in true Reddit fashion, years after anyone else had a fuck to give) the site found a 2007 video of radio hosts Opie and Anthony -two men his idol TJ had a similar issues with in the past- getting a rise out of a homeless gentleman. Like a champ, Opie notices the man has an expired Starbucks cake, and after some discussion about it stomps the mans food in front of him.

Being 12 years old and not realizing shock jocks will often taunt and torment retards on air only to turn around and pay them fairly handsomely for a few minutes of entertainment, Repzion goes on a a nearly 8 minute rant about the stunt. Mixing his own self importance and bizarre political opinions, Repzion condemns O&A and their vicious attack on the homeless gentleman, proceeding to call Opie a liar when insisting he later paid the bum $100 in damages.

Repzion faces consequences

Unfortunately for Daniel, not all repercussions can be avoided with a block button, and as shocking as it might seem the kind of people who might be fans of the type of people who would be fans of cake stomping hobo torturers might also take notice of his bravado and decide Daniel himself might be funny to fuck with. Not long after Daniels heartfelt chastising was published, O&A pests uncovered Repzions personal information. Along with a a humorously flattering, self written "Youtuber wiki" article.

	“	Daniel himself was a Christian until July 2012 when he converted to Deism, and announced on a video in January 2013 that he is stepping towards agnosticism.	„
	—Repzion, via Repzion

	“	He is openly dyslexic, and was homeschooled until the age of 18	„
	—informative!

	“	He is a big fan of Pokemon, and his parents once had to force him to get rid of his Pokemon collection to reduce his fanboying	„
	—yep

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The Pests, as their name suggests, flocked immediately and improved Repzions page with newer, more factual information. They even took the initiative to call his house and inform him personally.

Repzion would never acknowledge the pest attack, or Opie and Anthony again, however this would be one in a long series of backlashes he would inevitably be confronted.

MrRepzion Lying About Him Wanting To Debate Onision

During Onision's second live streamed debate on YouTube, A comment was left by MrRepzion here:

Soon after in an email to Onision, the star struck Daniel claimed that he in fact never wanted to debate Onision. It has been hypothesized that when the time to debate arose Daniel became frozen in a state of pure horror and ran in fear to tumblr where he could enjoy his respectable bdsm porn and cut himself in peace. In this video by HappyCabbie the truth of the debate request is revealed:

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MDA Exposing MrRepzion

MrRepzion Not Controlling His Hornyness And Violating Yoshi...Yeah, That Happened

In late 2013 youtube ranter iMustDestroyAll began voicing his grievances with MrRepzion's channel/tumblr habbits and showing concern for his sheep-like fans. As a youtube ranter MDA felt that it was his civic duty to voice this concern and made a 6:22 long video about MrRepzion's tumblr habits which included (but were not limited to):.

Posting porn at a rate comparable to a fifteen year old virgin.
Referring to suicide as a beautiful and subtly suggesting the most loyal of his fans would kill themselves in his honor.
Posting photos of various instruments that can be used in suicide including razorblades complete with carved up skin.
Crying about how hard and cruel the world was being to him.
Crying about how he can't get laid and doesn't have a girlfriend.
Soliciting nudes from (possibly underage) girls who wanted his boner to satiate their daddy issues.
Making Threats to commit suicide by the age of 25 if he couldn't get pussy before then.

MDA's First Video On MrRepzion (UNPRIVATED)

This resulted in substantial asshurt from MrRepzion who began referring to MDA as a back stabber.. In response to this MDA made a tl;dw video calling out MrRepzion for being a dishonest twat on the internet.

The Second Video MDA Made About Repzion

Despite the benign nature of this video MrRepzion became furious that his Christian values were being threatened and began sending hundreds of bullshit of privacy complaints,a tactic that he proudly admits to in the skype call heard in the video below.

One of the many privacy complaints MDA received on his video

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The Third Video MDA Made Exposing MrRepzions Lies

MDA Falsely DMCA'd

In addition to the cowardly privacy complaints MrRepzion went full Venomfangx and sent out DMCA's to silence those resistant to the good news of Jesus Christ. He almost achieved this goal, but little did the now slightly more suicidal Daniel know, the cost associated with his censorship would be the internet equivalent to sticking his virgin dick in a hornet's nest.

When he was made aware of this simple truth Daniel went into damage control mode and began pulling every piece of bullshit evidence that he could find in order to prove to his autistic fans that he was innocent. This included a statement pointing out that while the email associated with the sock account filing DMCAs APPEARED to be identical to his it was not because it was not in all lowercase letters. His loyal fan base stood by him and defended his nonsense to the bitter end, but even so their loyalty would soon prove useless as his bullshit proof was laughed right out of youtube regardless of how many retards he was able to convince.

At this point Daniel did what any self respecting internet celebrity would do and claimed that his account was hacked. Despite this being the oldest and most common means of denial known to man Daniel was still able to successfully fuck it up as illustrated below. In his unconditional selflessness he allowed his viewers to see an email that informed him that his account was successfully protected.

DMCA claim
Denial on Twitter
I was hacked!

MrRepzion Emails

After failing so hard MrRepzion continued to step closer and closer to the edge until a certain email caused him to have a full on nervous breakdown as shown below.

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Elsewhere, MrRepzion was clinging to the hope that this would all just go away. You can imagine his disappointment when he realized that his conversation bragging about his plans to "hack" MDA's gmail account a couple of weeks prior had gone public. This divided the close knit ranting community once again and the great MrRepzion war was in full swing.

MrRepzion Liking Comments On MDA's Video And LYING AGAIN

This forced otherwise level headed ranters to do such despicable things as liking each others comments and making anti-comments on the videos of their opposition. All is fair in love and war after all.

Because of this ongoing game of ass rape tag the ranters hardly noticed that on one of these comments both MrRepzion and his second account and his sock account hit the + at similar times proving once more that not only is he a hypocrite and censoring douchebag but it that he is a total fucking retard as well.