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Legend of the Cryptids
Not to be confused with Legend of Zelda
Legend of the Cryptids (AKA Legend of ripping you off), is an MMORPG Weeaboo and Basement Dweller paradise card game for iPhones and Androids where every card is an animu card with big tits that just rips your basement dwelling ass off of your jewgolds with network servers fucking up every time.
Cards
The cards in the game are well basically, just tits and ass.
Commons
Regular cards. Mostly monsters and some women almost asking for it.
Rares
All women asking for it accept instead of wearing a medieval gown, the mods make them wear lingerie and latex.
Ultra Rares
All women with huge ass tits and wearing almost nothing.
Servers
The servers on LoC runs on baked potatoes and often crashes every 10 seconds which makes all the players in the game butthurt all over the place and then whine like bitches on their community board.
The Mods
The admins of this broken game are Japs since the server is hosted somewhere in Tokyo. these Jew Gold hungry loners sit on their fat ass and fap away with there 1 inch penises at their drawings. Obviously no girlfriend what so ever. They can just fap, draw another card, and then fap to it for the rest of the day all through their life. When it comes to compensations to their broken game to users, they will act like Jews and not give anyone the kewl items.
Events
Events in the game are broken and are the main factors that the game crashes frequently causing players to rage quit forever. There are 4 events in the game, which makes 4 times the butthurt. Events are as followed:Raid, Colosseo (they probably don't know how to spell Colosseum), Odyssey, and Battle Royale.
Raid
Probably the most competitive event. Most rage occurs here as the game's servers will fry up in 5 seconds. Players fight through a shitty written story of some twisted folk story. Randomly a boss would surprise buttsex you through the event. But you wont be able to fight it because of how shit the admins run their servers. Final rewards are shit, and you realized that you have wasted thousands of dollars and 10 days of your life trying hard to rank number 1 and sucking when you could have used that money to stop being a fat basement dwelling furry and get lipo, and an actual girlfriend.
Odyssey
Worst event ever created. Ctrl C, Ctrl V of Raid, except bosses appear every 5 levels.
A big war between guilds using your $1000 hentai cards that you tried wining at the card pack.
Colosseo
An absolute fail version of a Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh card game or some shit like that. Pretty much it's Battle Royale, only difference is that you fight other players with your hentai cards.
See also
External links
- The wiki
- A giant fap gallery on the wiki
- The site of the shitty company that made this game
- A list of poor reviews for the game on iOS
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