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Legend of the Cryptids
Not to be confused with Legend of Zelda
Legend of the Cryptids (AKA Legend of ripping you off), is an MMORPG Weeaboo and Basement Dweller paradise card game for iPhones and Androids where every card is an animu card with big tits that just rips your basement dwelling ass off of your jewgolds with network servers fucking up every time.
Cards
 Common |
Common cards are basically worthless, they are acquired by questing, event participation and drawing from the Friendship Card Pack. Players may draw from this pack once a day for free or by spending Friendship Points. |
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 Rare |
Rare cards are what most players will possess unless they are newbs or clueless. While these can be drawn from the Friendship Card Pack, the chances of this happening are slim. Instead, when players reach certain levels, they can draw from the Legends Card Pack which guarantees a rare cards. Think of this pack as virtual food stamps. Most the time players will add rare cards to their collection by ranking in events or by trading trading with other players. |
 Ultra Rare |
The ultra rare, as their name implies, are not easy to get a hold of, but also have the best stats. Drawing one from the Legendary Card Pack is possible but unlikely, and its prohibitively expensive to acquire one by trading with another player. For the most part, events and special promotions are the best way to get an ultra rare card. |
Clothing
Appibot did all it could to attract weeaboos from across the internet without invoking the wrath of Apple's censors. Like everything else that originates from Japan, only the trained eye can differentiate if the jailbait is male or female. While males look are feminine as possible, it's what females are wearing, or lack of, that's a dead giveaway. If a character is wearing just enough lingerie or latex to coverup certain areas while keeping fans interested, then it's female, probably.
Evolving
Referrals
Language system
Apparrently, the admins also think that their game should be rated 10 and up and restricted the function of cursing in the game. Cursing and making threats to other users are considered "inapropriate behaviour" this will then cause butthurt to the threatened poor weeaboo who then decides to snitch and bitch to the admins about how butthurt they are, who then proceed to whip out their almighty ban hammer and rape the user.
Servers
The servers on LoC runs on baked potatoes and often crashes every 10 seconds which makes all the players in the game butthurt all over the place and then whine like bitches on their community board.
The Mods
The admins of this broken game are Japs since the server is hosted somewhere in Tokyo. These Jew Gold hungry loners sit on their fat ass and fap away with there 1 inch penises at their drawings. Obviously no girlfriend what so ever. They can just fap, draw another card, and then fap to it for the rest of the day all through their life. When it comes to compensations to their broken game to users, they will act like Jews and not give anyone the kewl items.
Events
Events in the game are broken and are the main factors that the game crashes frequently causing players to rage quit forever. There are 4 events in the game, which makes 4 times the butthurt. Events are as followed:Raid, Colosseo (they probably don't know how to spell Colosseum), Odyssey, and Battle Royale.
Raid
Probably the most competitive event. Most rage occurs here as the game's servers will fry up in 5 seconds. Players fight through a shitty written story of some twisted folk story. Randomly a boss would surprise buttsex you through the event. But you wont be able to fight it because of how shit the admins run their servers. Final rewards are shit, and you realized that you have wasted thousands of dollars and 10 days of your life trying hard to rank number 1 and sucking when you could have used that money to stop being a fat basement dwelling furry and get lipo, and an actual girlfriend.
Odyssey
Worst event ever created. Ctrl C, Ctrl V of Raid, except bosses appear every 5 levels.
A big war between guilds using your $1000 hentai cards that you tried winning at the card pack.
Colosseo
An absolute fail version of a Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh card game or some shit like that. Pretty much it's Battle Royale, only difference is that you fight other players with your hentai cards.
See also
External links
- The wiki
- A giant fap gallery on the wiki
- The site of the shitty company that made this game
- A list of poor reviews for the game on iOS
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