Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits

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GG likes to file lolsuits the same way he devours chips at Nacho Mama's...constantly. In a recent radio show he admitted he had three lolsuits going on. I guess he needs to figure out someway to pay the Takeout-Taxi. :D

Lolsuit (2010 Edition)

An artist's impression of Jean Jack Gibson [1]

Self-representation? Good luck with that GG

As of March 5, 2010, according to Justia, Gorgeous George is filing an internet lawsuit against Jean Jack Gibson, Luis Calex and Harry Benson, three Something Awful Goons in the Federal Court for the Eastern District of Virginia. Serious Business is expected to ensue.

	“	To the honorable Judge and or federal court representative I'm filing a restraining order on property that I own for non reproducing or non reuploading on the internet. I own the video's in question and haven't authorized them to be reproduce in any style of fashion. I'm contesting these individuals for placing my videos on Youtube unauthorized by me. I'm filing a restrain against any of these individuals to place any material on Youtube that belongs to me or any of my likeness on any video that is represented or produce by them. I'm filing a restrain for my records and Youtube's records with local federal courts against any further wrong doing from these individuals. Thanks for your attention on this matter In ADVANCE George Alexander Yarid	„
	—G.A.Y, written in a childlike scrawl complete with horrible English[2]

in forma pauperis

On the 11th of March 2010, the case was dismissed as George not only filled out the complaint incorrectly [3], but also used the wrong color crayon when doing so. Also of note was that an in forma pauperis (IFP) application was accepted. An IFP is described as a petition filed by a poor person in order to proceed in court without having to pay court costs such as filing fees. [4]. So much for the six income figure.

Streisand'

George, not being content with being a laughing stock on SA, decided that he'd give the court system something to laugh at when he partitioned for the already opened IFP application to be sealed [5]. The honourable Judge, seeing that the bell couldn't be unrung, told George to STFU and start paying for the court costs if he wished to keep his information under wraps when filing frivolous lawsuits[6]. And Again [7]. And again [8]. And again [9]. And again [10]. And again [11] And again, with even more goon names written on a slant.[12][13] Ad infinitum.

	“	If Yarid would prefer to keep his financial or other personal information private, he may withdraw his Motion and pay the required filing fees.	„
	—Hon.E.Lolington

GG files another LOLsuit (2012 Edition)

A Goon did some private detective work and found out that GG is still doing his show, despite his atrocious behavior. Also, George still wants to give the Virginia Court Systems something to continue to laugh at by filing yet another frivolous lawsuit, this time with all the names on the doc. being professional athletes, actors, or video game characters.

Links to GG's latest court docs and LOLsuit http://ia700200.us.archive.org/18/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.278299/gov.uscourts.vaed.278299.docket.html

It should be no surprise that this case got laughed out of court...again. :D

LOLsuit (2013 Edition)

True to form, GG is back at it again with his frivolous "lolsuits" Also sticking to form, GG has decided to sue more celebrities, athletes, and video game characters. One of the Defendants happens to be the same one from some of his previous "lolsuits" Gordon Freeman from "Half-Life"

http://dockets.justia.com/docket/circuit-courts/ca4/13-1048/

Apparently his taxi gig just isn't paying the mortgage on his "mansion" that mommy and daddy gave to him (that is if it hasn't been foreclosed already) and GG is looking for a way to make easy money by suing people, even if they aren't real. Only in GG's delusional mind does he think he has a legitimate case and that he will finally be making a "six-income figure" he always talks about.

The case didn't last long before it was laughed out of court again. The judge citing GG's lack of evidence, class and intelligence. It is rumored in 2014 that GG plans on suing Snake Plissken and Master Chief.

Gorgeous George Criminal Record "What's causin' all of this?"

Update: as of 12-30-2010 Gorgeous George criminal record. Behold the immense criminal record (I had no idea they stacked shit that high!)

The 9th one is GG's fathers criminal record, proving that his dad did indeed shoot a dog for crapping on his lawn.

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