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Anakata

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Gottfrid "anakata" Svartholm Warg is one of the co-founders of The Pirate Bay, co-owner of the mighty hosting company PRQ who doesn't afraid of anything, a psychonaut, troll and a Julian Assange fanboy. anakata is known for his love for drugs, especially Speed. anakata has been chased and abused by the Jews for many years, making it hard for him to provide a good anonymity service to those who wish to fly under the ZOG radar. He's also Scandinavia's answer to weev.


Svartholm at a press conference talking about the trial of The Pirate Bay.


Assange and anakata sucking each others e-dicks.
Some kind words from his friend and co-founder of the TPB, Peter Sunde aka brokep

Captured by the Jews

After rustling the land of the free home of the brave, especially hollywood and the Jews, USA threatened Sweden with trade sanctions if they wouldn't deal with The Pirate Bay

After being sentenced to pay $4.7M back to the Jews for "stealing" content, and a year in the luxurious Swedish prisons, anakata fled to Cambodia to avoid doing time. He deemed Cambodia to be the perfect place to fuck children, troll more people and do drugs in peace.

Captured by the Jews... again!

Unfortunately for our Swedish friend, his visit to Cambodia was a short one. The Jews over at Cambodia captured him and extradited him back to Sweden for hacking and fraud, the country where left wing feminists and Jews fight against the white man. anakata hacked Logica and the Swedish bank Nordea. To create more lulz, anakata also hacked Monique Wadsted's Nordea account and tried to transfer money from it. Monique Wadsted is one of Hollywood's Swedish lawyers, she has represented the Scientology movement in their copyright case against Zenon Panoussis and later Warner Bros., MGM, Columbia Pictures, 20th Century Fox, Mars Media, Blizzard Entertainment, Sierra Entertainment and Activision Publishing in The Pirate Bay trial. anakata was sentenced to two years of prison time in the absolutely fabulous Swedish prisons where you get a salary, a TV and even your own laptop! The struggle is real.

Extradited to Denmark

The Jews decided they weren't done with him and extradited him to Denmark for more buttrape. The allegations concerned the hacking of millions of personal data from the Danish police's license records, a register of wanted in the Schengen countries and password to several thousand officials' e-mail accounts. anakata is currently rotting in the danish prison waiting for his sentencing, with no communication to the outside allowed, no books and no letters at all.

TPB AFK: The Pirate Bay Away From Keyboard

The Pirate Bay's Legal Correspondence


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